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October 10, 2007 at 8:36 am
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courtesy of danger:
The Ten Types of Seducer
from The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene, published by Viking Books, 2001
(same guy that did the laws of power)
1. The Siren: A man is often secretly oppressed by the role he has to play — by always having to be responsible, in control and rational. The Siren is the ultimate male fantasy figure because she offers a total release from the limitations of his life. In her presence, which is always heightened and sexually charged, the male feels transported to a world of pure pleasure. She is dangerous, and in pursuing her energetically the man can lose control over himself, something he yearns to do. The Siren is a mirage; she lures men by cultivating a particular appearance and manner. In a world where women are often too timid to project such an image, learn to take control of the male libido by embodying his fantasy.
2. The Rake: A woman never quite feels desired and appreciated enough. She wants attention, but a man is too often distracted and unresponsive. The Rake is a great female fantasy-figure — when he desires a woman, brief though that moment may be, he will go to the ends of the earth for her. He may be disloyal, dishonest and amoral, but that only adds to his appeal. Unlike the normal, cautious male, the Rake is delightfully unrestrained, a slave to his love of women. There is the added lure of his reputation: so many women have succumbed to him, there has to be a reason. Words are a woman's weakness, and the Rake is a master of seductive language. Stir a woman's repressed longings by adapting the Rake's mix of danger and pleasure.
3. The Ideal Lover: Most people have dreams in their youth that get shattered or worn down with age. They find themselves disappointed by people, events, reality, which cannot match their youthful ideals. Ideal Lovers thrive on people's broken dreams, which become lifelong fantasies. You long for romance? Adventure? Lofty spiritual communion? The Ideal Lover reflects your fantasy. He or she is an artist in creating the illusion you require, idealizing your portrait. In a world of disenchantment and baseness, there is limitless seductive power in following the path of the Ideal Lover.
4. The Dandy: Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid, more ambiguous, than we are — those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; they create their own physical image, which is always startling; they are mysterious and elusive. They also appeal to the narcissism of each sex: to a woman they are psychologically female, to a man they are male. Dandies fascinate and seduce in large numbers. Use the power of the Dandy to create an ambiguous, alluring presence that stirs repressed desires.
5. The Natural: Childhood is the golden paradise we are always consciously or unconsciously trying to re-create. The Natural embodies the longed-for qualities of childhood — spontaneity, sincerity, unpretentiousness. In the presence of Naturals, we feel at ease, caught up in their playful spirit, transported back to that golden age. Naturals also make a virtue out of weakness, eliciting our sympathy for their trials, making us want to protect them and help them. As with a child, much of this is natural, but some of it is exaggerated, a conscious seductive maneuver. Adopt the pose of the Natural to neutralize people's natural defensiveness and infect them with helpless delight.
6. The Coquette: The ability to delay satisfaction is the ultimate art of seduction — while waiting, the victim is held in thrall. Coquettes are the grand masters of this game, orchestrating a back-and-forth movement between hope and frustration. They bait with the promise of reward — the hope of physical pleasure, happiness, fame by association, power — which, however, proves elusive; yet this only makes their targets pursue them the more. Coquettes seem totally self-sufficient: they do not need you, they seem to say, and their narcissism proves devilishly attractive. You want to conquer them but they hold the cards. The strategy of the Coquette is never to offer total satisfaction. Imitate the alternating heat and coolness of the Coquette and you will keep the seduced at your heels.
7. The Charmer: Charm is seduction without sex. Charmers are consummate manipulators, masking their cleverness by creating a mood of pleasure and comfort. Their method is simple: they deflect attention from themselves and focus it on their target. They understand your spirit, feel your pain, adapt to your moods. In the presence of a Charmer you feel better about yourself. Charmers do not argue or fight, complain or pester — what could be more seductive? By drawing you in with their indulgence they make you dependent on them, and their power grows. Learn to cast the Charmer's spell by aiming at people's primary weaknesses: vanity and self-esteem.
8. The Charismatic: Charisma is a presence that excites us. It comes from an inner quality — self-confidence, sexual energy, sense of purpose, contentment — that most people lack and want. This quality radiates outward, permeating the gestures of Charismatics, making them seem extraordinary and superior, and making us imagine there is more to them than meets the eye: they are gods, saints, stars. Charismatics can learn to heighten their charisma with a piercing gaze, fiery oratory, an air of mystery. They can seduce on a grand scale. Learn to create the charismatic illusion by radiating intensity while remaining detached.
9. The Star: Daily life is harsh, and most of us constantly seek escape from it in fantasies and dreams. Stars feed on this weakness; standing out from others through a distinctive and appealing style, they make us want to watch them. At the same time, they are vague and ethereal, keeping their distance, and letting us imagine more than is there. Their dreamlike quality works on our unconscious; we are not even aware how much we imitate them. Learn to become an object of fascination by projecting the glittering but elusive presence of the Star.
10. The Anti-Seducer: Seducers draw you in by the focused, individualized attention they pay to you. Anti-Seducers are the opposite: insecure, self-absorbed, and unable to grasp the psychology of another person, they literally repel. Anti-Seducers have no self-awareness, and never realize when they are pestering, imposing, talking too much. They lack the subtlety to create the promise of pleasure that seduction requires. Root out anti-seductive qualities in yourself, and recognize them in others — there is no pleasure or profit in dealing with the Anti-Seducer.
The 24 Laws of Seduction
1. Choose the Right Victim
Everything depends on the target of your seduction. Study your prey thoroughly, and choose only those who will prove susceptible to your charms. The right victims are those for whom you can fill a void, who see in you something exotic. They are often isolated or unhappy, or can easily be made so—for the completely contented person is almost impossible to seduce. The perfect victim has some quality that inspires strong emotions in you, making your seductive maneuvers seem more natural and dynamic. The perfect victim allows for the perfect chase.
2. Create a False Sense of Security – Approach Indirectly
If you are too direct early on, you risk stirring up a resistance that will never be lowered. At first there mist be nothing of the seducer in you manner. The seduction should begin at an angle, indirectly, so that the target only gradually becomes aware of you. Haunt the periphery of your target’s life—approach through a third party, or seem to cultivate a relatively neutral relationship, moving gradually from friend to lover. Lull the target into feeling secure, then strike.
3. Send Mixed Signals
Once people are aware of your presence, and perhaps vaguely intrigued, you need to stir their interest before it settles on someone else. Most of us are much too obvious—instead, be hard to figure out. Send mixed signals: both tough and tender, both spiritual and earthly, both innocent and cunning. A mix of qualities suggests depth, which fascinates even as it confuses. And elusive, enigmatic aura will make people want to known more, drawing them into you circle. Create such a power by hinting at something contradictory within you.
4. Appear to Be an Object of Desire – Create Triangles
Few are drawn to the person whom others avoid or neglect; people gather around those who have already attracted interest. To draw your victims closer and make them hungry to possess you, you must create and aura of desirability—of being wanted and court by many. It will become a point of vanity for them to be the preferred object of your attention, to win you away from a crowd of admirers. Build a reputation that precedes you: If many have succumbed to your charms, there must be a reason.
5. Create a Need – Stir Anxiety and Discontent
A perfectly satisfied person cannot be seduced. Tension and disharmony must be instilled in your targets’ minds. Stir within them feelings of discontent, and unhappiness with their circumstances and with themselves. The feelings of inadequacy that you create will give you space to insinuate yourself, to make them see you as the answer to their problems. Pain and anxiety are the proper precursors to pleasure. Learn to manufacture the need that you can fill.
6. Master the Art of Insinuation
Making your targets feel dissatisfied and in need of your attention is essential, but if you are too obvious, they will see through you and grow defensive. There is no known defense, however, against insinuation—the art of planting ideas in people’s minds by dropping elusive hints that take root days later, even appearing to them as their own idea. Create a sublanguage—bold statements followed by retraction and apology, ambiguous comments, banal talk combined with alluring glances—that enters the target’s unconscious to convey your real meaning. Make everything suggestive.
7. Enter Their Spirit
Most people are locked in their own worlds, making them stubborn and hard to persuade. The way to lure them out of their shell and set up your seduction is to enter their spirit. Play by their rules, enjoy what they enjoy, adapt yourself to their moods. In doing so you will stroke their deep-rooted narcissism and lower their defenses. Indulge your targets’ every mood and whim, giving them nothing to react against or resist.
8. Create Temptation
Leave the target deep into your seduction by creating the proper temptation: a glimpse of the pleasures to come. As the serpent tempted Eve with the promise of forbidden knowledge, you must awaken a desire in your targets that they cannot control. Find that weakness of theirs, that fantasy that has yet to be realized, and hint that your can lead them toward it. The key is to keep it vague. Stimulate a curiosity stronger than the doubts and anxieties that go with it, and they will follow you.
9. Keep Them In Suspense – What Comes Next?
The moment people feel they know what to expect from you, your spell on them is broken. More: Your have ceded them power. The only way to lead the seduced along and keep the upper hand is to create suspense, a calculated surprise. Doing something they do not expect from you will give them a delightful sense of spontaneity—they will not be able to foresee what comes next. You are always one step ahead and in control. Give the victim a thrill with a sudden change of direction.
10. Use the Demonic Power of Words to Sow Confusion
It is hard to make people listen; they are consumed with their own thoughts and desires, and have little time for yours. The trick to making them listen is to say what they want to hear, to fill their ears with whatever is pleasant to them. This is the essence of seductive language. Inflame people’s emotions with loaded phrases, flatter them, comfort their insecurities, envelop them in sweet words and promises, and not only will they listen to you, they will lose their will to resist you.
11. Pay Attention to Detail
Lofty words of love and grand gestures can be suspicious: Why are you trying so hard to please? The details of a seduction—the subtle gestures, the offhand things you do—are often more charming and revealing. You must learn to distract your victims with a myriad of pleasant little rituals—thoughtful gifts tailored just for them, clothes and adornments designed to please them, gestures that show the time and attention you are paying them. Mesmerized by what they see, they will not notice what your are really up to.
12. Poeticize Your Presence
Important things happen when your targets are alone: The slightest feeling of relief that you are not their, and it is all over. Familiarity and overexposure will cause the reaction. Remain elusive, then. Intrigue your targets by alternating an exciting presence with a cool distance, exuberate moments followed by calculated absences. Associate yourself with poetic images and objects, so that when they think of you, they begin to see you through an idealized halo. The more you figure in their minds, the more they will envelope you in seductive fantasies
13. Disarm Through Strategic Weakness and Vulnerability
Too much maneuvering on your part may raise suspicion. The best way to cover your tracks is to make the other person feel superior and stronger. If you seem to be weak, vulnerable, enthralled by the other person, and unable to control yourself, you will make your actions look more natural, less calculated. Physical weakness—tears, bashfulness, paleness—will help create the effect. Play the victim, then transform your target’s sympathy into love.
14. Confuse Desire and Reality – The Perfect Illusion
To compensate for the difficulties in their lives, people spend a lot of their time daydreaming, imagining a future full of adventure, success, and romance. If your can create the illusion that through you they can live out their dreams, you will have tem at your mercy. Aim at secret wishes that have been thwarted or repressed, stirring up uncontrollable emotions, clouding their powers of reason. Lead the seduced to a point of confusion in which they can no longer tell the difference between illusion and reality.
15. Isolate the Victim
An isolated person is weak. By slowly isolating your victims, you make them more vulnerable to your influence. Take them away from their normal milieu, friends, family, home. Give them the sense of being marginalized, in limbo—they are leaving one world behind and entering another. Once isolated like this, they have no outside support, and in their confusion they are easily led astray. Lure the seduced into your lair, where nothing is familiar.
16. Prove Yourself
Most people want to be seduced. If they resist your efforts, it is probably because you have not gone far enough to allay their doubts—about your motives, the depth of your feelings, and so on. One well-timed action that shows how far you are willing to go to win them over will dispel their doubts. Do not worry about looking foolish or making a mistake—any kind of deed that is self-sacrificing and for your target’s sake will so overwhelm tie emotions, they won’t notice anything else.
17. Effect a Regression
People who have experienced a certain kind of pleasure in the past will try to repeat or relive it. The deepest-rooted and most pleasurable memories are usually those from earliest childhood, and are often unconsciously associated with a parental figure. Bring your targets back to that point by placing yourself in the oedipal triangle and positioning them as the needy child. Unaware of he cause of their emotional response, they will fall in love with you.
18. Stir Up the Transgressive and Taboo
There are always social limits on what one can do. Some of these, the most elemental taboos, go back centuries; others are more superficial, simply defining polite and acceptable behavior. Making your targets feel that you are leading them past either kind of limit is immensely seductive. People yearn to explore their dark side. Once the desire to transgress draws your target to you, it will be hard for them to stop. Take them farther than they imagined—the shared feeling of guild and complicity will create a powerful bond.
19. Use Spiritual Lures
Everyone has doubts and insecurities—about their body, their self-worth, their sexuality. If your seduction appeals exclusively to the physical, you will stir up these doubts and make your targets self-conscious. Instead, lure them out of their insecurities by making them focus on something sublime and spiritual: a religious experience, a lofty work of art, the occult. Lost in a spiritual mist, the target will feel light and uninhibited. Deepen the effect of your seduction by making its sexual culmination seem like the spiritual union of two souls.
20. Mix Pleasure and Pain
The greatest mistake in seduction is being too nice. At first, perhaps, your kindness is charming, but it soon grows monotonous; you are trying too hard to please, and seem insecure. Instead of overwhelming your targets with niceness, try inflicting some pain. Make them feel guilty and insecure. Instigate a breakup—now a rapprochement, a return to your earlier kindness, will turn them weak at the knees. The lower the lows you create, the greater the highs. To heighten the erotic charge, create the excitement of fear.
21. Give Them Space to Fall – The Pursuer Is Pursued
If your targets become too used to you as the aggressor, they will give less of their own energy, and the tension will slacken. You need to wake them up, turn the tables. Once they are under your spell, take a step back and they will start to come after your. Hint that your are growing bored. Seem interested in someone else. Soon they will want to possess you physically, and restraint will go out the window. Create the illusion tat the seducer is being seduced.
22. Use Physical Lures
Targets with active minds are dangerous: If they see through your manipulations, they may suddenly develop doubts. Put their minds gently to rest, and waken their dormant senses, by combining a nondefensive attitude with a charged sexual presence. While your cool, nonchalant air is lowering their inhibitions, your glances, voice, and bearing—oozing sex and desire—are getting under their skin and raising their temperature. Never force the physical; instead infect your targets with heat, lure them into lust. Morality, judgment, and concern for the future will melt away.
23. Master the Art of the Bold Move
A moment has arrived: Your victim clearly desires you, but is not ready to admit it openly, let alone act on it. This is the time to throw aside chivalry, kindness, and coquetry and to overwhelm with a bold move. Don’t give the victim time to consider the consequences. Showing hesitation or awkwardness means you are thinking of yourself, as opposed to being overwhelmed by the victim’s charms. One person must on the offensive, and it is you.
24. Beware of the Aftereffects
Danger follows in the aftermath of a successful seduction. After emotions have reached a pitch, they often swing in the opposite direction—towards lassitude, distrust, disappointment. If you are to part, make the sacrifice swift and sudden. If you are to stay in a relationship, beware a flagging of energy, a creeping familiarity that will spoil the fantasy. A second seduction is required. Never let the other person take you for granted—use absence, create pain and conflict, to keep the seduced on tenterhooks
**update**
I split this post up cuz it's so long. **hint hint** Posts can also be split into multiple pages now. **right next to the 'more' tag button** - willyj
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danger
7. The Charmer:
Thats me..
Banga!
:mrgreen: Im none of the above
jaedalaurez
i have this book and absolutely love it- it's really interesting, and has a lot of historical information and literary references. I'm a combination of the Natural and the Charismatic. The books get deeper into the seduction types, and it's really absorbing.
cec
Damn P- I gotta take my 15 min break just to read ...never mind responding LOL
naj
Good book though...I got 48 Laws of Power and he takes the same approach. A lot of the principles and beliefs are parallel here.
I think folks need to look into shit like this instead of paying all that money for them "Hitch" type niggas to show them how to pick up women when 90% is psychological anyway.
Persia
damn it man... iight danger, i read it all now... those 24 laws sound to me more like how to stalk, harrass and kill the object of your affection lol. maybe i watch too much svu, but isnt that the same tactics that child molesters use to get thier kiddie fix?1!?!? lol
add to that i'm a might bit perturbed by the fact that some of this shit has been used on me. bastids!
Banga!
Yall should make your own list up
it be fun
luv to see what yall would come up wit personally
danger
@ naj Says:
I read the 48 laws of Power and the 33 Stratgies to War...
What someone could do is just read the back of the book at Barnes and Noble..Take a pen and copy the rules down for free :mrgreen:
I think folks need to look into shit like this instead of paying all that money for them “Hitch” type niggas to show them how to pick up women when 90% is psychological anyway.
jaedalaurez
CTFU!!! No P, it's basically mindfucking somebody to make them obsessed with you. If you become really good at it, they'll never realize it was your idea in the first place
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damn it man… iight danger, i read it all now… those 24 laws sound to me more like how to stalk, harrass and kill the object of your affection lol. maybe i watch too much svu, but isnt that the same tactics that child molesters use to get thier kiddie fix?1!?!? lol
danger
Persia...Unfortunatly I don't know how to think like a Child Molester..
but pretty much evrything falls into this stupid game that most relationships are trapped in
danger
Exactly Jaeda...
CTFU!!! No P, it’s basically mindfucking somebody to make them obsessed with you. If you become really good at it, they’ll never realize it was your idea in the first place
willyjsimmons
I'm gonna just say I didn't read all that shit.
I'm #11 (new shit): The Bummy Pothead.
Ya'll figure it out.
Persia
jokes people jokes!
BUT it IS true.. the same technique you use to get so and so down the street to fawn over you is what child molesters use... it just is..
Banga!
@Willy
Im #12
The nga you can't stand but won't leave alone
willyjsimmons
Banga!
Persia Says:
October 10th, 2007 at 9:43 am e
jokes people jokes!
BUT it IS true.. the same technique you use to get so and so down the street to fawn over you is what child molesters use… it just is..
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Hey Persia want some candy
I gotta blow pop
look its lemon flavor'd too
and its sugar free
jaedalaurez
You need to quit watching SVU lol.
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BUT it IS true.. the same technique you use to get so and so down the street to fawn over you is what child molesters use… it just is..
Banga!
jaedalaurez Says:
October 10th, 2007 at 9:48 am e
You need to quit watching SVU lol.
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That show made me hate all middle aged White men
everytime I see a fat white guy I think their a pediphyle
Persia
Im #12
The nga you can’t stand but won’t leave alone
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are you a barber?? because i find alot of them fit into this category, my ex does, one of my brothers, and triss problem seems to be in there as well.
NEW RULE: barbers are baaadddd... steer clear
Persia
and yes, i do watch too much svu, but that molester seduction talk is actually from Oprah
Persia
banga- its never the fat white guys- its always teh skinny nerdy ones that are either very sucessful (the doctor that married the mother of 2 boys to have built in kids) or very poor (the guy that lived on SSI stalking little kids) that do that shit
jaedalaurez
hmmmmmmmm....never dated a barber, but my brother in law was a barber...and the rule seems to hold true lol. But then again, every straight man who does something with hair seems to be a man-whore, so I dunno... :?:
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NEW RULE: barbers are baaadddd… steer clear
Persia
shoot- every man (straight or gay) that does something with hair tends to be a man whore
jaedalaurez
nooooooooo....i have a few of my gay boys who do hair, and they are pretty good...but then again, they're older, so they were tricking when they were younger, but now they're pretty settled- one is married with a kid and the whole nine.
Banga!
@Jae
nah
but Barbers do get alot of Psy
one of my best friends was one
So lemme break the BARBER HUSTLE DOWN
thats an accupation we're all you do is chill in the hood and meet people all fkin day
and its a social and informal environment
between people trying to sell sht or trying to advertise there cause of the amount of traffic that goes through there
Barbers genuinely meet people all fking day
if they had benefits I do it full time
My barber will tell straight out
don't bring your girl here its always a problem
shts easy
Dumb easy jus to walk up to chick and offer to hook up her kitchen or do her eyebrows
start to chattin and next thing you know you got her number
My barber had to chill on that sht cuz he said its also bad for business
Psy is great till it falls through and your can't pay ur phone bill
jaedalaurez
sigh....
...but I would probably totally fall for the brows thing...I have a thing about eyebrows.
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Psy is great till it falls through and your can’t pay ur phone bill
willyjsimmons
'but I would probably totally fall for the brows thing…I have a thing about eyebrows.'
Women be on some terrible bullshit.
Men checkin for the booty, ya'll noticing a niggaz brows.
jaedalaurez
lol Willy- it's not about their brows (even though 2 is always better than 1 lol), it's about me compulsively needing to have my brows done, and him noticing them lol.
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Men checkin for the booty, ya’ll noticing a niggaz brows.
willyjsimmons
't’s about me compulsively needing to have my brows done, and him noticing them lol.'
well that's just wrong.
ihadnochoice
Took me all morning to read but it all makes sense if a self esteem lacking, no life or motivation type of person is your target.
But in all honesty, I hate school and I would have paid for the grades if I had it. In other words, I would rather pay for the cooch than to go through all this investigating...lol.
I pay for it one way or another anyways.
willyjsimmons
'I would rather pay for the cooch than to go through all this investigating…lol.'
Persia
I pay for it one way or another anyways.
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as long as you know, i cant be mad at ya
jaedalaurez
Not necessarily- you can use the same principles in business to "seduce" a potential client. You're just reading them and using their personality.
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Took me all morning to read but it all makes sense if a self esteem lacking, no life or motivation type of person is your target.
ihadnochoice
@Jaeda
Its all good if all you want to do is meet em, fool em , stick em and run but you can't keep that charade going on for too long. I could apply this shit to a one night stand or summer long fling.
ihadnochoice
@Persia...
The women pay with their hearts and the men pay with their bank accounts.....
Banga!
this sht just proves women play mind games
is we fkin or not
Keep it simple
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jaedalaurez Says:
October 10th, 2007 at 10:45 am e
sigh…. …but I would probably totally fall for the brows thing…I have a thing about eyebrows.
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Jae what u gotta unibrow
ihadnochoice
Dumb easy jus to walk up to chick and offer to hook up her kitchen or do her eyebrows
start to chattin and next thing you know you got her number
My barber had to chill on that sht cuz he said its also bad for business
Psy is great till it falls through and your can’t pay ur phone bill
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Or women start rolling up to your job poppin shit like what happens to my homeboy at least a couple times a year...lol.
jaedalaurez
bwahahaha- no, but they are thick, and I do makeup on the weekends; you can't be all up in somebody else's shit when yours is not on point lol.
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Jae what u gotta unibrow
ihadnochoice
http://www.zshare.net/audio/3509769c5bea7d/
Now yall can hate on Fergie all day but this song made me go an download the album...lol. I can't see any other white broad pulling this one off.
Banga!
seen that to
then the following week she's fuckin one of the other barbers
man I love the barbershop
My barber had to put me on once
Im in the chair and Look over and see this chick I used to put in work on in High School
being My asshole self I chat it up
not caring that her ball playin friend is in the chair right next to me
I never liked his ass anyway So I was doing the sht on purpose and my barber knew it.
so I hit her wit
Don't know who you here wit but we should hang out?!
My barber whispers in my ear
U don't wanna do that
why cuz of him
nah cuz I fkd her u don't want dat
I bust out laughing and almost fk up my cut
then he hits me wit, wanna see some pictures and goes in his wallet
he really hit it
but he told me later he was trying to distract me cuz he knew I was starting trouble
I miss that nga he moved to indiana
**pours out some liquor*** to Phill
Persia
**pours out some liquor*** to Phill
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*puts a cup under that*
*toasts up*
dont hate- its crickets in here, i might as well have something to occupy my time, i mean its not like homie dead or anything...
jaedalaurez
oh my....
http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=glbt&sc2=news&sc3=&id=23589
willyjsimmons
@jae
I read about that...
DAMN SHAME!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sick ol bastard.
willyjsimmons
'its crickets in here, i might as well have something to occupy my time'
Perfect time for a titty plop.
Persia
opppps... there goes a t..
nevermind
willyjsimmons
Now see...
jaedalaurez
man, whatever just happened to strawberry shortcake flavored lube and internet porn...? When you need to make a costume and an Outward Bound course to bust, there's something wrong...
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sick ol bastard.
willyjsimmons
@jae
LMAO!!!!
I can't even call it...
shit, a Vicky Secret catalog will do me just fine.
I'm ol skool.
Banga!
Hey did somebody say titties
I heard titties
Bring em out Bring em out
Banga!
shit, a Vicky Secret catalog will do me just fine.
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Ima fredericks fan myself
wider variety
and the pink bustier is a good look
I've said too much, carry on
willyjsimmons
Woooo!
Banga!
shts hot monkeys man
Banga!
Damn it
where dees woman at
Persia where's my slippers
Jae get over here and fluff my pillow
DIG be a doll and grab me a beer
dats jus my way of say
stop acting like your working right now
Willy watch the shit they bout say to me
jaedalaurez
My pillows never need fluffing
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Jae get over here and fluff my pillow
Banga!
extra extra firm I see
Persia
hey willy-- can you woo woo woooooo?
tj- you dont need slippers where er are taking you. only footwear needed are stilettos- and thsoe arent for you (unless you freaky like that)