This Is Work Related
“If this doesn’t look like a spreadsheet…”
April 8, 2008 at 12:16 am
filed under Main Street
yeah, so the word is insomnia, but thats not the point... its 2.11 AM EST and i'm up again... what am i doing you ask? looking for the stupid fucking .gif of the little boy looking like A-aliens just jumped out the cake to do a strip tease greased in pop tart juice or B- his ass is about to explode like the man in the craiglist post of the day from dig in umm.. july i think... oyu know what i'm talking about that crazy lil kid... not htat it will still be funny if i get it tomorrow, but i dont want to be without this precious jewel just in case another situation arises that was as perfect as tonights situation was to use it.
yes, i did go back through QUITE a few old threads looking for it- i know it was used at lest 79,345 times this summer,... but can i find it? NOOOOOOOO
shit shit shit shit... oh well, fuck it cant sleep anyway, so dig has re-inspried me to go to the best of craigslist for entertainment... another night of no zzz's... great!
oh yeah- morning folks, i will be in bitch mode until 1-2pm tomorrow, so expect a lurker. holla!!!
~j
**UPDATE**
I worked hard for this Jaz!!!!!
Click the picture to see it at normal speed...the blog seems to be slowing it down a bit
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persia
3.12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viCrJAz5EPc
cec
Im going to need you to run to Rite Aid after work and get you some Nyquil. You start drinking that at nite, youll never have another problem falling asleep LMAO
cjp
You start drinking that at nite, youll never have another problem falling asleep
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Alright, Elvis tried that shit all of a sudden they found his chubby ass dead on the toilet.
cec
Alright, Elvis tried that shit all of a sudden they found his chubby ass dead on the toilet.
Are you serious, i thought he died from Cancer cause he smoked
cjp
Are you serious, i thought he died from Cancer cause he smoked
Nope ole dude OD'd on just about everything.... Any dude that would buy a muthafukka a Cadilac and then shoot a TV is prone to OD'ing . JMO
willyjsimmons
Good Mornin!!
cjp
That lil dude is still funny as hell...
cec
Wow
Thats deep. But i aint encouraging her to OD on it just when she have them nites she cant sleep ...gon head and take a swig..he swig they SUGGEST you take. Shell be sleep b4 she screw the bottle cap back on.
Or maybe thats just me
willyjsimmons
It's more than likely stress related...
time to schedule a session on the couch.
cec
Yea i agree with you Willy ... Im like that
cjp
Yeah that stress is a mutha...
I guess that why i try to have so many hobbies... just to relieve myself. Especially when i run that works alot.
persia
Im going to need you to run to Rite Aid after work and get you some Nyquil. You start drinking that at nite, youll never have another problem falling asleep LMAO
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yeah that doesnt work for me- i've become immune to advil pm already and nyquil is like flinstone vitamins to me.
willy- not stressed related- i've gone through times like this since i was a kid.. i'm just a night person
AND WILLY MY LOVE!! THANK YOU!!!!! i love that shit!
cec
yeah that doesnt work for me- i’ve become immune to advil pm already and nyquil is like flinstone vitamins to me.
Oh my
willyjsimmons
'willy- not stressed related- i’ve gone through times like this since i was a kid.. i’m just a night person'
Oh.
Nevermind.
jaedalaurez
Ambien, much?
Don't worry Jaz, I'll send you my child and you'll have NO trouble sleeping- in fact, you'll be praying for it
persia
now- there is the ONLY thing that dies work- a few hours with my goddaughter and i feel like if i dont sleep, my life will end... maybe i need to kidnap kids more...
willyjsimmons
Ummmm Jae...
Where's our George Michael?
persia
i'm with Willy- SPILL IT
jaedalaurez
sowwy, tt's with my gay baby-daddy#2!!!
We met for lunch and he snapped it up- I'll have it for you later this week when we meet up for Pilates class!
willyjsimmons
'I’ll have it for you later this week when we meet up for Pilates class!'
AGONYYYYYY!!!!!
jaedalaurez
Pilates is Thursday- stay strong my brother!!!
Side note- tix are 265 for George in July...
, 199 if you are willing to spend the 35-40 to become a fan club member...I love George but DAMN.. 
cec
now- there is the ONLY thing that dies work- a few hours with my goddaughter and i feel like if i dont sleep, my life will end… maybe i need to kidnap kids more…
Now anytime u want des and jayden especially jayden let me know
willyjsimmons
'tix are 265 for George in July… , 199 if you are willing to spend the 35-40'
Ummm no.
That's Prince money.
I luv George...but not like that.
persia
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember
those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What
happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at
myself and repeat:
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
I do not have a headache.
It worked! The headaches are all gone!"
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been
exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few
years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if
he can do anything for that?"
The husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home,
rips off his clothes grabs his wife and carries her
into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be
right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes
later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to
his wife like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round
two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right
back."
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in
the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and
saying:
"She's n o t my wife."
"She's not my wife."
"She's not m y wife!"
~~His funeral service will be held on Monday.~
willyjsimmons
"She’s not my wife."
LMAO!
**I'm high so everything is extra funny right now.