This Is Work Related
“If this doesn’t look like a spreadsheet…”
August 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
filed under Main Street
Sup fam-o?
I'm bored, so let's get this poppin.
First, visit the link below, then post your votes:
[linkage]
Here's mine:
-Jay-Z over Wayne
Though Wayne is undeniably more popular as of right NOW, he still lyrically can't hold a candle to Jay. And when you add the fact he's an admitted Jay-Z clone (among biting numerous others as well), I couldn't in good conscience say he's the better emcee.
-Nas over Scarface
Hard decision here, but I give the overall edge to Nasir. However, it should be noted that Face wins hands down in terms of consistency throughout his career, and losing here should not be considered a bad thing.
Sidenote: I love Nas, but 'Nigger/Untitled' was a definite letdown.
(Why the f**k is he rapping about aliens again?)
-Mobb Deep over UGK
Another hard one. Since I have to judge them as a group, the Mobb wins only because I'm more familiar with their body of work. I think Hav and P compliment each other well. UGK, on the other hand, lose because of Pimp C. Much respect to him, and God rest his soul, but I can't say I was a fan.
Bun on the other hand, I fucks with, heavy. I wish I could vote for just him here.
-The Roots vs. Outkast
My Hip-Hop wont let me vote one way or another here. Though, Black Thought is my #1 emcee of all time.
-Wu-Tang Clan over Cash Money
The Wu gets this one easy, and it's not even close. Any of the top guns from the Wu (Mef, Ghost, Rae etc) would rap circles around anyone on the Cash Money roster. Easily.
In my mind, these two aren't even comparable in terms of lyrical ability, or commercial success.
-T.I. over 50 Cent
Curtis was never really much of a "rapper," but dude knows knew how to keep people talking about him.
He loses here because he's too one-dimensional. If it ain't about busting guns, it's about his 'magic stick'. Shit is way past redundant now.
Tip on the other hand has easily been one of the best the game has to offer over the past years, and though his catalogue lost some points for 'TI vs Tip' it sounds like he's still climbing.
-Luda over Lupe
I hate having to vote on this one. Lupe brings the heat on everything you hear him on, but he's so "new" it's hard to compare him to Luda. So that's where he loses.
But on the note of Luda, am I the only one that thinks he's probably the longest tenured MC in the game that HASN'T made a classic album yet?
I doubt Hip-Hop would ever forget him, but he needs that 'one' before I can call him a legend.
FINAL SCORE:
The North wins (4-2, with 1 undecided vote)
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cec
Good morning everyone
He loses here because he’s too one-dimensional. If it ain’t about busting guns, it’s about his ‘magic stick’. Shit is way past redundant now.
I TOTALLY agree with this statement. After the 2nd album came out "The Massacre" i realized he really has nothing else to talk about. This is as deep as he gets.
naj
I can't fix my face to say Nas over Brad Jordan.
Name a disappointing Scarface album (you can't count the ones that J Prince put out without his permission)...
Sure lyrical acrobatics aside with some of Nas' classic shit...I can't say that Scarface does not beat him hands down in concepts, realness and content.
Ironically, I said last month sometime that a "Nigger Album" would have been done BETTER by 'Face.
naj
You can't compare The Roots to OutKast....
The Roots are a band with an MC as the lead...OutKast is a two man group
A better Battle is ATCQ vs Outkast...
Damn.
Now...that shit is a draw.
cjp
Me being a Southern Gentleman and a lover of Hip Hop wont even allow me to get into this 2006 shit.
Ill leave this shit back on SohhNYC...
Banga
RANT!
2 More days at this fking job and it can't end fast enough I swear
they've offered to extended me 6 weeks
fk that Im out this btch and been looking forward to it.
Plus the sht they asking me to do gives me a headache and it's not going to lead to anything permanent. Rather stay home wit my son and explore other opportunities hard to bargin with someone who has 6 months worth severance coming. 2 fingers bitches!
My coworker keeps banging it in this is the 7th time in the last 9 workdays. So it should be another adventure getting outa here early to pick up the lil one from daycare. Thanks asshole
And fk Ireland you pieholes wait till I'm bout to bounce to ask me to draft up job aids for sht was supposed to learn years ago but was leaving for me everyday. FK YOU! That sht stopped being my responsibility when I transferred to my current dept. I pitched in to I could go home on time. Somewhere along the lines you thought that means I own that sht. Well your fk'd now and it's not my problem. And to my so to be former mgr you was cool at first until I caught on to you. Feel free to stop smiling in my face and throwing me under the bus while taking credit for all the sht I do that you take for granted, piss off....
Now that I've exercised my demons
Sup Fam!
Banga
Ill leave this shit back on SohhNYC…
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Plus one
persia
morning bitches! whose manny? yall know i be missin shit.
anyway... hope you guys are enjoying your workdays... i'm having fun chompin on eggs and turkey sausage links all up in my bed... cant even BEGIN to explain why i'm so happy about that. only thing that would make it better is a cigarette.. but i'm being good.. this feeling wll pass.. on with day 4...
persia
ok i just actually read the post for today
why are we arguing about north vs south? theres aways an opinion messin with me.. but umm.. arent we under the scope of tittys, man law, hate for stupid people and prince? i'm not prepared to beef today, its my day off
Manny B
Wasn't nothing intended to touch off an argument.
Just some shit I came across the other day...got bored...and reposted it. That way I see it though, if you're shit is hot, I'll cop.
Doesn't matter where you're from.
And really, some of these "battles" are so lopsided it's ridiculous (see Wu vs. Cash Money....you serious?)
And oh, Ciceroe = Manny.
naj
Oh I didn't even look at it as North Vs South since Pimp C said ATL ain't the south...
RIP Chad Butler...
I guess I should have read the headline...
*goes back to bumpin that Bentley shit in my head*
jaedalaurez
well..damn Banga. I feel you on having to run and pick up the kiddies- don't hand me a tech memo at 3:30 and expect it to be done before I leave....not gonna happen. You know I can't stay.
I really want to be somewhere sunny and beautiful
persia
oh my dam- hey cic!! how yoooouuuu doin? want some eggs?
naj
Plus the sht they asking me to do gives me a headache and it’s not going to lead to anything permanent. Rather stay home wit my son and explore other opportunities hard to bargin with someone who has 6 months worth severance coming. 2 fingers bitches!
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Yeah...that would pretty much cramp my middle fingers in the f-u position, too.
The irony is that the department that laid me off got rid of the entire office BY CHRISTMAS-
I
Karma (sometimes)
persia
jaeda- in rochester its sunny and..... well.. nevermind..
dig
Me being a Southern Gentleman and a lover of Hip Hop wont even allow me to get into this 2006 shit.
Ill leave this shit back on SohhNYC…
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CJP, I couldnt have said it better myself.
NEXT!
cjp
Oh I didn’t even look at it as North Vs South since Pimp C said ATL ain’t the south…
RIP Chad Butler…
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That wasnt the pimp... That was the syrup talking
Manny B
@Persia
Please.
I need jam on my toast....do we have any strawberry jam in the house?
persia
only strawberry jam allowed, grape is nasty... sourdough toast ok? im out of rye
naj
Really y'all...if it would have been SOHH NYC...that shit would have been 6-0 North...we would have G-Unit stans rpofessing love for Curtis, some random white boys calling us "nigger", and somebody would have mentioned Chicken Noodle Soup, Laffy Taffy, and how Jay-Z is overrated.
Oh... then somebody would have brought up the debate about who lives in a "harder" city. All of this before 10:30...
naj
Send only strawberry jam allowed, grape is nasty… sourdough toast ok? im out of rye
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Send Cic to Wal-Mart...he won't be sorry.
dig
'we would have G-Unit stans rpofessing love for Curtis'
Yo, what was that dude name that use to be a one-man G-Unit campaign? Shaheem? Shaquan? Sha- something LOL...
Wonder where he is now
Banga
The irony is that the department that laid me off got rid of the entire office BY CHRISTMAS-
I Karma (sometimes
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Same here except 8/8 is the end date.
So yall won't be hearing from me for a minute....
Not that I've been in here lately all that much.
But Im annoyed and rashed on my mgr this morning. Now after all this time, yall figured out I'm the only one that knows how to do all this sht after I just spent an entire month drafting procedures for sht you were already supposed to be doing anyway. FK outa here
One of em Ima do but its not gonna be the most professional thing to look at. But the other thing I pretty much told them to screw off. The changed the procedure(which they weren't supposed to according to IRS regulations but not my problem) no one trained me on what they did but they keep asking me like I know and Ive been saying this sht for over a year.
jaedalaurez
hahaha- P, it's beautiful...just not actually in 'Rochester'...out where my parents are in the(kind of) boonies, it's great
Banga
comment by persia :
August 7, 2008 @ 9:02 am
only strawberry jam allowed, grape is nasty… sourdough toast ok? im out of rye
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You just reminded me
I need a new toaster
some apple cinnamon Eggo waffles would hit the spot right now.
And big up to Dig's skillet
everytime I make pancakes I remember how round them joints were. You prolly don't remember
cjp
Oh… then somebody would have brought up the debate about who lives in a "harder" city. All of this before 10:30…
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Not to mention 3 actual death threats... Sombody actually saying they will jump on a plane and fight somebody... Sobody saying "IF Im so Ugly why dont you post a Pic up" ... AND two chicks in the middle of it all fighting for the attention of every dude in there...
Banga
AND two chicks in the middle of it all fighting for the attention of every dude in there…
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Yeah I recall having that affect on them ho's
naj
Yo, what was that dude name that use to be a one-man G-Unit campaign? Shaheem? Shaquan? Sha- something LOL…
Wonder where he is now
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Shakeem!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Some of my favorite haters:
Shakeem
X-Bloc aka The X-Box Killer
All the Gay niggas that loved Janet
The Dipset Stans
The Stan that imitated us
The Stan that imitated the stan that imitated us
jaedalaurez
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only strawberry jam allowed, grape is nasty… sourdough toast ok? im out of rye
cjp
Yeah I recall having that affect on them ho’s
This nigga here....
dig
'And big up to Dig’s skillet
everytime I make pancakes I remember how round them joints were. You prolly don’t remember'
I dont remember the actual roundness, no, but I remember you kept commenting on it LOL.
naj
Yeah, I had a nigga threaten my life.
But it happened in Soulful of all places.
While Kevin was "at the pool"
LOL
naj
And big up to Dig’s skillet
everytime I make pancakes I remember how round them joints were. You prolly don’t remember
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Nigga that is a MAGIC Skillet.
(no Robin Thicke)
Dig's crib at breakfast...come hungry, leave happy.
Banga
@CJP
Yo I remember Rocky told everybody she didn't sck dick
Im mid deep in a convo about hip hop
I read that sht
and wrote back
Hold up
Rocky don't Rock Mic's....
How's your name Rocky and you don't Rock Mic's
jaedalaurez
There are still women who don't?
Banga
I dont remember the actual roundness, no, but I remember you kept commenting on it LOL.
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After you pointed out how perfect the pan cake was
That was the mostest golden brown fluffy Pancake I've ever made.
Whose the manufacturer......
Manny B
LMAO@ banga
I actually miss SOHH NYC sometimes.
Banga
There are still women who don’t?
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and I look at em like Cassette tapes.
They still make U.....
naj
Comment by jaedalaurez :
August 7, 2008 @ 9:32 am
There are still women who don’t?
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We're working on the Telethon to prevent such a travesty.
Monica Lewinsky is a Keynote speaker, BTW
jaedalaurez
oh god...between the epic battles between the Dipset morons and the G-Unit stans, it was like the Sharks and the Jets every damn post on Jim Jones or Curtis.
naj
Bill could have pushed the button because Hillary was leaving him with dry balls...
jaedalaurez
naw, she is a nasty heffa...if you suck it, and the cum dribbles out your damn mouth...wash the dress. And don't tell your girls about it.
We don't need triflin chicks giving advice.
cjp
Yo I remember Rocky told everybody she didn’t sck dick
Im mid deep in a convo about hip hop
I read that sht
and wrote back
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Man that was the funniest shit right there... We had a long convo about that shit. Ole girl was telling me that dude prefer to wife chicks that dont suck dick... I told her "In what world is this shit going on" AN she actually went into a huge spill about why it would be better to have a chick that didnt suck dick.... I was looking at the phone like
Banga
Bill could have pushed the button because Hillary was leaving him with dry balls…
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Nah Bill was pimpin
You know Hillary scks dick
As much sht that comes out here mouth
You know something else was going in.....
There's no way any man can be with someone who talks that much and not get topped off regularly.
naj
Jaeda:
Oh I ain't say she was right by saving the dress...that was skanless.
*Which by the way made her a keynote speaker at the NBA Baby Mama Convention...
But her quick brains (pause) made her an integral part of keeping Bubba off the Red Phone...
I think if many of us got head in the office, we'd be better workers (after a quick nap of course)...
naj
We don’t need triflin chicks giving advice.
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Hey...better that than Best selling novels...
wait...
nevermind.
Banga
I told her "In what world is this shit going on" AN she actually went into a huge spill about why it would be better to have a chick that didnt suck dick…. I was looking at the phone like
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Even I know better than that sht
I may not like eattin pus!
but if I knew along time ago Ima be one lonely nigga if I didn't suck it up(pun intended) and learn.
naj
But Banga....
I think she does, but it's probably wack.
She probably talks too much, which creates a "teeth issue"
dig
'There are still women who don’t? '
NO.
'Dig’s crib at breakfast…come hungry, leave happy.'
cec
There are still women who don’t
Yep i actually got into a conversation with a married friend of mine who refuses to suck her husband dick and they been together for like 15 yrs. I was like ok u dont...someone else will
and i wouldnt be shocked if he already got someone else doing what she wont
jaedalaurez
cec
I like Head but it dont energize me to get it. Now if i get some head and b4 i notice u dont slid the dick in and working me out....that will leave me refreshed and ready to start the day.
jaedalaurez
15 years of no head?
Sheeeiiiit.
Could you imagine being with a dude for 15 YEARS who didn't at least take the occaisonal trip downtown to see the sights?
My eye would be twitching like that teacher on Daria.
Banga
comment by naj :
August 7, 2008 @ 9:47 am
But Banga….
I think she does, but it’s probably wack.
She probably talks too much, which creates a "teeth issue"
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I'm not speculating on Hill's Skills
I am curious how much deep throating Michelle Obama is doing though. Obama gonna be the first black man to get brain in the white house, God Bless America...
Side note
Yellow brovas are back and taking over....
It's The Mustard Men Movement bitches
Banga
Due to a slight misinterpetation
The comment that was once here has now been deleted.
Carry on!
cec
Side note
Yellow brovas are back and taking over….
It’s The Mustard Men Movement bitches
Next thing i know u gon have tshirts with a unmarked mustard bottle and initials on it called MMM
willyjsimmons
Just poppin in to say "Fuck these muthafuckaz and their damn databases!"
I'll holla.
dig
'It’s The Mustard Men Movement bitches'
*staring into the camera*
You know what.....
naj
I am curious how much deep throating Michelle Obama is doing though. Obama gonna be the first black man to get brain in the white house, God Bless America…
He ain't the first...some of those older presidents were niggers too...they just ain't put that shit out there. Plus...you know some negro worker at some point tried to get brains in one of them rooms off the tour...
If niggas is fuckin at regular office buildings, somebody HAD to have tried the action at some point.
jaedalaurez
Naj...something tells me they're getting it in...
http://s21.photobucket.com/albums/b267/jaedalaurez/?action=view¤t=obamamichelle.jpg
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I am curious how much deep throating Michelle Obama is doing though. Obama gonna be the first black man to get brain in the white house, God Bless America…
dig
'If niggas is fuckin at regular office buildings, somebody HAD to have tried the action at some point'
I KNOW Colin Powell had his share-o-bitches.
naj
....MMM
We the best!
(no Khaled)
I guess I'm brown mustard now but still in the yella family.
cec
I guess I’m brown mustard now but still in the yella family.
uhuh
naj
Michelle got a donkey too...
You know that needed a loosie (no Chappelle Show) afterwards.
He probably'll have a pack of Newports under his seat in the AF One when hes Jettin'
naj
I KNOW Colin Powell had his share-o-bitches.
That nigga had a waterbed in the War Room behind that computer tower...on the left.
cec
I KNOW Colin Powell had his share-o-bitches.
Ilk who would do Colin Powell.
cjp
I cant talk about Gen Powell... I took an oath.
But i can neither confirm or deny that bitches were in full demand...
naj
Ilk who would do Colin Powell.
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People have done worse, ya know.
Besides, he so well spoken...he speaks so well!
dig
What? Colin Powell aint no slouch, now. He's a stuffed suit when you see him on the tube, but imagine him in some timbs and a tight tshirt LOL.
He could get it...... from somebody like my mom
Real talk though. Poll a bunch of women over 35. I bet they all find him an attractive older man.
cec
What? Colin Powell aint no slouch, now. He’s a stuffed suit when you see him on the tube, but imagine him in some timbs and a tight tshirt LOL.
ok u know what. OMG i have no comment
jaedalaurez
What? Colin Powell aint no slouch, now. He’s a stuffed suit when you see him on the tube, but imagine him in some timbs and a tight tshirt LOL.
He could get it…… from somebody like my mom
Banga
Real talk though. Poll a bunch of women over 35. I bet they all find him an attractive older man
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Mom dukes gotta thing for Steve Harvey
every since she told me that sht I can't stand the site of him and his thick ass mustache!
persia
who talkin bout my morining show?? im from the pro-JECTS!!!
persia
sorry banga.... we still cool?
willyjsimmons
'Obama gonna be the first black man to get brain in the white house,'
You know damn well a janitor or security guard already took care of that.
Or Bill's best homie Ron Brown (R.I.P)
willyjsimmons
And...
Steve Harvey looking like Arnold on the beach...
old and flabby.
willyjsimmons
Oh shit...
Detroit mayor violated the terms of his bail.
What kinda dumbass nigga?
...Nevermind.
naj
Ron Brown was in charge of the DNC
Delivery of New Coochie
jaedalaurez
Yep- Kwame's in jail on some dumb shit. All he had to do was let them know he was leaving the state.
naj
Yep- Kwame’s in jail on some dumb shit. All he had to do was let them know he was leaving the state.
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Only Kwame I respected was the nigga in the polka dots...
This nigga right here...
naj
BTW...
Naj
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Not a lot of money
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Chinese food spot
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Chicken wings and fried rice platter
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PEACH SODA
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Y'all go on and let a nigga clock out right now, please.
cec
Mom dukes gotta thing for Steve Harvey
Shit so do i. He look like Deupty Dog but thats ok i wont notice while im sitting on them lips
naj
Shit so do i. He look like Deupty Dog but thats ok i wont notice while im sitting on them lips
jaedalaurez
Shit so do i. He look like Deupty Dog but thats ok i wont notice while im sitting on them lips
dig
'Only Kwame I respected was the nigga in the polka dots…'
Only youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...."
persia
hear ye hear ye
on this seventh day of august in the year of our lord two thousand plus eight, be it duely noted that cecily ********* (last and middle edited to protect the accused- we wont be so kind next time) is fined 50 cool points and her cashmere mafia membership is suspended until which time all members can sucessfully get the thought of her ass on steve harveys face permenently deleted from our psyches. if this should never happen, well then that bitch just out of luck, because that was just gross
so say one, so say all!
it was written... YAYA!!
cec
Naj jae p-
Im just saying ....he got some nice lips
willyjsimmons
Just nasty cec...
just nasty.
'Only Kwame I respected was the nigga in the polka dots…'
No Kwame Brown?
cec
many of things i done heard some of yall say in this blog- what i said was innocent compared to some days i be in here blushing
persia
it aint the freakiness.. its the freakiness with steve harvey... now had you said something normal like tyson beckford or common or becks.. i mean anyone.. we would be cool.. but thats like saying you wanna play in luthers curl... its just not right! lol
jaedalaurez
If you wanted to sit on say, Boris, Brad, Cheyanne- it wouldn't be a problem..but Steve Harvey?
willyjsimmons
'but thats like saying you wanna play in luthers curl'
**al green voice**
Jesus AIN'T waiting.
naj
Only youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…."
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*wops it out*
*followed by a swift running man*
cec
it aint the freakiness.. its the freakiness with steve harvey… now had you said something normal like tyson beckford or common or becks.. i mean anyone.. we would be cool.. but thats like saying you wanna play in luthers curl… its just not right! lol
If ida said Common u woulda blew up my car and i Tyson can kiss my ass. But i cant help that i think Steve Harvey is sexy, im sorry. It aint like i said Denzel
dig
P
*stamps official decree*
And so it is done.
jaedalaurez
i think Steve Harvey is sexy
naj
Yeah, I have to concur with the Grandmaster, Cec.
Somethin about the last nigga on earth to have the crisp rounded high top fade (him and the pop from Moesha)....
*back to Kwame flashbacks*
willyjsimmons
'It aint like i said Denzel'
Maybe you should have.
Just lie next time cec.
Just lie.
naj
‘It aint like i said Denzel’
Maybe you should have.
23 hour lockdown!
SHU PROGRAM, NIGGA!
willyjsimmons
And how about Morgan Freeman and his wife are splitting up.
Y'all heard he had her 'best friend' in the car when it wrecked.
jaedalaurez
I sure did Willy...damn shame.
Bitch been over her house and errythang....
naj
And how about Morgan Freeman and his wife are splitting up.
Y’all heard he had her ‘best friend’ in the car when it wrecked.
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Damn...that sounds like that Teddy P shit...
*note to self: NEVER Drive any of Wife's friends...give them a token or cab fare.*
naj
comment by jaedalaurez :
August 7, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
I sure did Willy…damn shame.
Bitch been over her house and errythang….
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She done got the first pick of the pancakes and everything...
persia
cec, i could have understood common, and i know my baby daddy aint tasting nothing but me.
willyjsimmons
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/07/osteen.wife.trial.ap/index.html
O RLY?
cec
I heard about Morgan- See God dont like ugly. Whatever is done in the dark is GOING to come to light. I dont even feel bad for him no more
persia
morgan and his wife seperated almost a year ago
cec
She done got the first pick of the pancakes and everything…
If she was my homiey- ida tried my best to break my all of my size 9 foot, heel and all, off in her ass....then ida filed divorce.
willyjsimmons
Well now they're getting divorced.
dig
'She done got the first pick of the pancakes and everything…'
naj
Needless to say Wife and ol Girl ain't buddies...
Also...we need to look into people having bad car crashes in Mississippi.
First James Evans now Joe Clark...
*not to self: Don't drive through Mississippi*
willyjsimmons
LUNCH!!!!
dig
First James Evans now Joe Clark…
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He had an accident too?
naj
On Good Times...hence the dropped punch bowl.
cec
First James Evans now Joe Clark…
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He had an accident too?
first of all Naj i had to reread that to make sure i wasnt seeing things, u crazy
cec
On Good Times…hence the dropped punch bowl.
Dayum Dayum DAYUM!! thats my fav episode. Classic
naj
Hey...it's worth looking into.
dig
Oh I thought you meant in real life
naj
comment by dig :
August 7, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Oh I thought you meant in real life
Remember Twin...
Good Times = Real Life...
LOL
dig
dig
Baby Daddy of the Day (LOL)
Lyfe Jennings
cec
He look like a grown ass Marques Houston with hair.
naj
Dayum Dayum DAYUM!! thats my fav episode. Classic
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That shit was on the other day...don't ask why I DVR'd like I'll never see it again.
willyjsimmons
Nippy sho nuff likes bad boys.
dig
Shole do.
naj
comment by cec :
August 7, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
He look like a grown ass Marques Houston with hair.
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Isn't Marques Houston hella grown now, too.
"No Chris, no Chris, no...Raz-B lookin boy..."
dig
Thats fucked up.