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June 28, 2009 at 1:43 pm
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(Earlier if youre a red carpet vigilante like me LOL)
The BET Awards.... hmmmm.... this ought to be interesting. IDK what they had in store for the show before we lost Michael on Thursday, but now that he's gone and the show is dedicated to him, they better do my man justice....
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willyjsimmons
posted from a compaq armada 1590DMT featuring a 163MHz PENTIUM processor, 80MB of RAM, and a 2Gigabyte harddrive.
can you say, BALLIN?
LOL
as a result, my posts might not be too snappy out this bytch. if I'm a joke behind, just roll with it.
LOL
willyjsimmons
man down.
RIP Billy Mays. (infomercial dude)
dig
LOL you stupid.
Yeah I heard that. He was 50 too. June 09 is a fucked up month.
ED
FARRAH
MIKE
BILLY
DAMN...DAMN...DAMN!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
I so hate the red carpet performances. Where is E! when you need them. I wanna see clothes and shit!
Jeremiah is looking like Musiq Soulchild! He sounds good though.
Live Blogging in this biyatch on a mutha friggin Sunday. For you Michael!
RIP Billy Mays! Dayum!
Keesha AKA KSH
I am gonna miss that screamin ass Billy Mays - white man almost made me buy a hands free car thingy for my cell phone!
willyjsimmons
went to get beer, came out the store, car won't start.
smdh
willyjsimmons
i'ma need the censor to get on his job. LOL
beepin shyt all late.
Mr. Brown
posted from a compaq armada 1590DMT featuring a 163MHz PENTIUM processor, 80MB of RAM, and a 2Gigabyte harddrive
wow...you better off just callin one of us LOL
Mr. Brown
Rick Ross marshmallow alert!
dig
N.E.!!!!!!!!
willyjsimmons
BOBBY!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ naj
Keesha AKA KSH
Oh shit the dance moves on her point!
Bobby is fat as hell! Long as he don't get nekked, I'm cool.
The falsettos are killing me right now!
Keesha AKA KSH
Ed dris Elba...ok MC Lyte!
Keesha AKA KSH
JAMIE IS THE ONE!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Why they playing? Where is Chris Brown!
willyjsimmons
jamie crazy as hell
Mr. Brown
Flashback to Jamie and Braxton battling on the Jamie Foxx...
dig
KSH
They are gonna be doing tributes all night, so there is still hope.
willyjsimmons
moonwalk game terrible
Keesha AKA KSH
Jamie know he aint right. For real! Moon walking and tripping like hell.
Mr. Brown
damn Tyra...donkeeeey!
Keesha AKA KSH
This show is going to be all night!
Keesha AKA KSH
Ohhhh Lebron-zey!
Keesha AKA KSH
I knew it was gonna be Lil Wayne!
Mr. Brown
LBJ's boy is dead wrong for the I Heart NY shirt...
Keesha AKA KSH
Naj:
My hubby said the same thing.
Mr. Brown
Let us pray for the Frankie & Neffie show...may it only set us back like one century...
Keesha AKA KSH
Keri was goog til that ending!
Mr. Brown
Keri's workin on her stage presence...nice MJ shout out...
dig
What.
The.
Fuck.
....was that, Keri?????
Keesha AKA KSH
Naj:
You are too wrong!
Neyo:
Took off the hat. OMGoodddzzz!
dig
That shit was sloppy as hell, yall buggin.
Keesha AKA KSH
Neyo voice is ON POINT!!!! DAYUM!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Neyo:
WHat's up with the Malcolm X glasses?
Mr. Brown
Dig: So was NE...but these folks are doin this shit last minute
Keesha AKA KSH
Joe Jackson is there! WHATTTTTTTTTT!!!!! I can't believe that shiggity!
dig
And the award for the first performance to make Dig cry goes to....
NE-YO!
dig
Naj,
Nah, Keri was always performing. Im not talkin bout the end piece alone, that whole shit was sloppy to me.
Mr. Brown
Autotune is not dead!
Keesha AKA KSH
My husband is super upset about them blocking out the dayum words! Like kids and shit don't know what they are.
Oh Snoop! Is it that cold in LA?
Mr. Brown
T-pain's chain >>>>>>
Keesha AKA KSH
Auto tune is alive and well! And
Jamie sounds hella good!
Keesha AKA KSH
Travis oh my the drums I am loving that shit to death
Keesha AKA KSH
Tiny and Toya is going to be a mess.
My hubby said Tiny is ugly enough to eat off the floor. And TI should have been locked up long time ago for that.
Mr. Brown
Travis killed the drums>>>>>
willyjsimmons
went to fuck with my car, replaying what I missed.
wth was keri doing? LMAOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr. Brown
Hope up out the beeeedddddd....
Mr. Brown
*hop
dig
Willy
Ok good, its not just me, LOL.
Keesha AKA KSH
Turning my Swag on right now!!!
willyjsimmons
what's wrong with toya's voice? LOL
countreeeeeee.
Keesha AKA KSH
Letoya got on a tablecloth!
Keesha AKA KSH
If TPain don't put that cup down! This dude is...
Keesha AKA KSH
Toya is super country!
Neyo, who is the girl?
dig
No T-Paine aint on the stage with a red plastic cup.
THIS is why you cant take black people nowhere.
Im sorry, this show is fucken shitty tonight and the fucked up part is that everybody in the world is watching it tonight and white folks came to the show that wouldnt normally have come, to see what they was gon do for MJ and we lookin like....
*sigh*
Keesha AKA KSH
Trey Songz is looking right!
willyjsimmons
OOOOOOOH AMBER ROOOOOSE!
Soulja boy is pissin me off. LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
dig:
AGREED!!! Ima need BET to step this shit up real quick or I am gonna catch them on DVR and go watch True Blood
willyjsimmons
tpain and bet ain't shyt.
LOL
and did
Keesha AKA KSH
Ava hell! SING SOME MIKE!!!!!!
willyjsimmons
*and did, that nig name drop louis v?
Mr. Brown
Come on y'all...
you forgot how bad a couple of the shows were before...
I came in with low expectations and have been entertained...and it's only been an hour, you know this show will be on til like 1 in the morning...
Keesha AKA KSH
That lacefront is nappy as hell!
Keesha AKA KSH
No Beyonce. your voics is on point but this is not your concert! Sarah McClaughlin - why oh why! Come on with the Micheal Jackson shit right now!
Mr. Brown
I can't listen to the SPCA song...
I keep picturing one-legged cats and dogs with one eye....
Keesha AKA KSH
My hubby said this is some SHIGGITY with all the damn letter capital!
Keesha AKA KSH
Mr. Brown:
What is the SPCA song?
dig
Bey.... beautiful voice but the wedding dress.....
I............. didnt get it.
willyjsimmons
the whole show is fckin confusion and chaos...
did all the production crew graduate? or did they drop out due to "family problems"? LOL
willyjsimmons
her mama made that bullshit LMAO
Mr. Brown
Bey was singing the song that they play during the depressing SPCA commercials with the disfigured animals...that Sara McLoughlin sings...
willyjsimmons
uhhhhhh wait, what the hell was the ava maria part about? RANDOM! AS! HELL! LOL
dig
ASPCA... the animal people.
I have seen the early shows be bad, but they got a pass cause they were still getting the hang of it. There is NO excuse for this shit tonight.
And its not even the tributes, which were just added. Its the whole damn show. The censor guy is lunchin, Jamie dont know when he on, they fuckin up the teleprompter LOL, Im just about ready to turn back to VH1 Classic and finish my MJ overdose.
willyjsimmons
now she's back to ava maria? after sarah? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Mr. Brown
Shenaenae and Wanda!!!!!!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Shenene and Wanda...is that for real?
Love Mary Mary!
dig
Yes Mary Mary!
Mr. Brown
God in me...did it have to come on after Skank Robbers?
Keesha AKA KSH
Queen Latifah is rocking and she looks fierce - she killed bout 3 horses for that hair though!
Keesha AKA KSH
dig and Mr. Brown:
Okay the depressing animal folks...shout out to Mike Vick!!!LOL!!!
Anywayz God In Me and Skank Robbers could've had a better line up position. For real.
Ima need them to step this up or I am going to True Blood
Mr. Brown
'Tifah went to the Kentucky derby afterparty and made a killin!
Keesha AKA KSH
Kirk had her in the bathroom! LOL!!!
Poor thing. Zoe is skinny but so cute
Keesha AKA KSH
Taraji is da bomb but that hair is a messy explosion!
willyjsimmons
Keri is killin deez hoez in that dress right now...
goooooodness.
Mr. Brown
Two Jamie performances?
willyjsimmons
jamie and neyo? again?
Keesha AKA KSH
Okay is this his concert too?
Oh no...BET!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Fabo sounds niccccccceeeeee...
But I could do without this whole performance.
Keesha AKA KSH
Thank you Neyo!
Alicia Keys Yay!
Mr. Brown
Keith Sweat....!
Keesha AKA KSH
Keith bout the beg somebody the death right now!
willyjsimmons
awwwwwwwww shyt! Keith!!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Does Keith have a hype man for real?
willyjsimmons
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
oooohhhh weeeeee weeeee weeee GUY!!!!
Mr. Brown
New Jack Swing is back!
Keesha AKA KSH
Get it Lebron!
Love it!
Keesha AKA KSH
BBD = Poison ass women!
Yeah!!!!!
willyjsimmons
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Keesha AKA KSH
I'm in 90's heaven!
willyjsimmons
ninja turtle lookin ass neyo LOL
dig
as persia:
omg im in heaven at this throwback melody!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Jazmine Sullivan is killing the cotton song on this commercial. What the hell? Get it Jaz
Mr. Brown
and Jamie will be on performing again...
Mr. Brown
Willy: Heroes in a half shell turtle power!
Keesha AKA KSH
Real Houswive of ATL and Ray J - somebody bout to get pregnant right on stage!
willyjsimmons
that's a BIG housewife right there mayne LOL
Mr. Brown
NeNe is a big broad...
dig
Persia @ Ciara: Boooooooooooo
Keesha AKA KSH
Ciara is aight but Bey should have been singing this instead of some DAMN Ava Maria!
Mr. Brown
*nods* at willy...
willyjsimmons
wth is ciara doin? you better pop it in a handstand real quick
Mr. Brown
Paula Patton>>>>>
*shakes fist at Robin Thicke*
Keesha AKA KSH
Paula Patton is such a cutie.
Mike Epps is wrong for adding Franki to the mix!
dig
Im punchin Mike Epps in the face next time I see him LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
Monica's voice is still top notch in that mutha tonight!
Take notes Ciara and Keri!
Keyshia got on her Madonna getup tonight don't she.
dig
I love Monica. I need another album from her..... with better producers.
Keesha AKA KSH
willy:
A handstand couldn't save that. Keke Palmer sounded better!
Mr. Brown
they both almost fell down the stairs...but the tight pants are
willyjsimmons
Monica still got it.
Keesha AKA KSH
Monica needs better people. Her voice is too nice to be on the sidelines.
Keesha AKA KSH
Waiting on Maxwell...
willyjsimmons
AMBER ROOOOOOSE! Jesus on the main liiiiiiiine. LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
"...tell him what you want, call him up and tell him what you want"
LOL!!!
dig
LMAOOOO!
Keesha AKA KSH
Jermey Pivine cracking on Justin Timberlake so funny!
That ragged as wig and that solid gold dancer dress is not the happening.
My hubby said he said if that is a cotton dress he has seen more cotton in the top of an aspirin bottle
Keesha AKA KSH
Jigga!
Oh Kay!
Keesha AKA KSH
So glad he got a haircut...Joe Camel is too!
dig
HOV!!!!!
willyjsimmons
jay buggin
Keesha AKA KSH
Hov is aight.
**pulling out my H to the Izzo**
Keesha AKA KSH
The Buick commercial is better than parts of the show.
willyjsimmons
almost seemed like he was speaking towards kanye...does jay have any self awareness? LOL
*pause*
do any rappers have any self awareness?
LMAO
Keesha AKA KSH
Frankie and Neffie - trainwreck I have to watch.
Mr. Brown
*singing*
The Frankie and Nefffffffie showwwwww...
Mr. Brown
oooooooh them niggers in the upper deck!
Keesha AKA KSH
Country ass folks in the back!
The Blacks...
Self Promotion...
Keesha AKA KSH
Day 26 messed up Don's joint. That's a NO NO!!!
willyjsimmons
Don look like he could smack a bytch still LMAO
Keesha AKA KSH
Don gonna go home and beat up his wife when shit is ova! Messing up the soul part
Mr. Brown
which is why Chris Brown can show up...with no rap.
Keesha AKA KSH
Mr. Brown:
Hell yeah! Chris and Thriller better show up sometime tonight!
Keesha AKA KSH
Somebody fix the mic for done before he throw his back out!
TEVIN CAMPBELL!!! AWWWWWW HELLLLLL!
dig
Tevin!
I can die now.
Mr. Brown
Wow...Tevin!
willyjsimmons
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
willyjsimmons
I SAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Okay I am in heaven officially!
Johnny Gill alll sham diggity doo!
Keesha AKA KSH
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww to the 10th power!
Keesha AKA KSH
I am on step 1
Step 2
Step 3...
dig
Im sorry. Im bout to stalk Trey Songz. Like for real LOL.
Keesha AKA KSH
Tyrese ain't no joke!
willyjsimmons
Keri's mama is FEELIN it LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Keesha AKA KSH
dig:
Gone and catch a case...LOL!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
The O'Jay should be mighty mighty proud!
That was so good!
dig
KSH Im catchin TWO cases! LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
You know Don still on paper...
Keesha AKA KSH
dig:
Chris Brown ain't having that! "eat the cake Anna Mae"
Keesha AKA KSH
Okay Don that's enough. Sit down.
dig
Ima need Don to have a red bull before he go on another show LOL
cec
Hello yall
I am writing a paper and i bet u my paycheck i get tuesday ill be done with this paper B4 Don is done talking.
dig
KSH, If Chris Brown dont show up tonight we breakin up, so it dont matter LOL
cec
Thank u- Ojays said ok if we dont just go up here this nigga gon talk all night LMAOOOOO just like that drunk uncle at the BBQ that get up and just start talking
Keesha AKA KSH
cec and dig:
Satan said bring yo own bottle!
dig
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Is Eddie drunk tonight?
Mr. Brown
Eddie LeVert did the ill curse...
cec
KSH-
Naj- i couldnt believe that just slipped out like that..."snow was flying and shit"
priceless
willyjsimmons
LMAO @ soulja boy...sit down ol young ass buster. LOL
dig
LMAO!
Mr. Brown
Eddie Levert is the most interesting man in the world.
Done.
cec
How excited am i that Monique aka MO MO is getting her own talk show- guess u know i wont miss one single episode
cec
1) Mc Lyte know DAYUM well how to say Idris' name
and sigh
2) Lawd Jesus if that man dont look fucking DELICIOUS. He gon make me go ring out my panties
DAMNIT Idris i love you
Mr. Brown
2) Lawd Jesus if that man dont look fucking DELICIOUS. He gon make me go ring out my panties
DAMNIT Idris i love you
My nigga Loins...
willyjsimmons
Loins don't waste no kinda time LOL. Get it boo boo! LMAO
Mr. Brown
I will miss several episodes.
Mo'Nique's radio show was horrible...I love her comedy, but some don't translate to regular broadcasts...
willyjsimmons
They ain't even let niggaz know who was supposed to go on stage first?
Daaaang. LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
Alicia got some legs outta this world!
I want that shirt dress and those shoes.
Girl crush power! Oh husband stealer! Love her!
willyjsimmons
Before I forget...
Swizz Beatz.
LOL
cec
Willy and Naj- Hey i cant help it. I was behaving all nite- til he walked out onto that stage giving us the real definition of sexual chocolate
ok yall ima hit the sack- gotta work tro- ttyl
Keesha AKA KSH
Sherry Shepard was standing just a lil to close to Stringer Bell!!!
willyjsimmons
I'm waiting for Sherri to rock that bikini on Aug. 6th.
dig
Going back and forth between the awards and the VH1 classic MJ vids and they just did We Are The World....
dig
Keesha AKA KSH
I am so watching Baby Boy before the week is over!
Keesha AKA KSH
Tiny is dead azz wrong!
willyjsimmons
Grand Hustle? Grand Snitchin...
LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
Ving Rhames...Uh uh uh!
Keesha AKA KSH
Taraji is a trip!!!!
dig
Ok Im sick of *Ding!* now LOL
Mr. Brown
Guns and Butter!
willyjsimmons
Ugggg Beyonce again...she needs a hot oil treatment. LOL
willyjsimmons
maxwell!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxwelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!
dig
Woo hoo!
willyjsimmons
sasquach!!! LOL
Mr. Brown
now women across america can go to sleep happy...
willyjsimmons
I don't wanna get e-smacked, but his voice wasn't the best it's been.
willyjsimmons
so how are monique AND wendy supposed to have talk shows?
dig
*smack*
jaedalaurez
just checking in everybody!!
My feet hurt, my hearing is shot, and i've been kissed and felt up by more men and women today than i can count.
Happy Pride to all!!!
Keesha AKA KSH
Ima post blog tomorrow! After Maxwell I am outttaaa! 5000!
Peace
Keesha AKA KSH
Jaeda:
You aint right! Your pride should be on cloud nine!
GONE TO BED PEOPLE!!!
HAVE FUN!!!
willyjsimmons
the actual MJ tribute better knock my damn socks off...
jaedalaurez
I'll read about it tomorrow- i need to go to bed, real talk.
Have a great night you all!!