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July 1, 2009 at 7:58 am
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Michael didnt even leave his Daddy, Joe, $.50 to go buy a bag of chips. Thats messed
Good morning everyone. I dont really have anything to say LOL
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jaedalaurez
i would have been more shocked if he HAD left him anything...MJ told martin bashir about the beatings during rehearsal if the J5 got something wrong, and even as an adult, he was visibly disturbed
- when they asked his father about it, Joe basically said he beat him "all the way to the bank"...i couldn't imagine him giving Joe any responsibility, financial or otherwise, that would have him responsible for lil Blanket, Prince or Paris. 
jaedalaurez
And I have realized that I am going to have to take sniper lessons myself, cause these lil boys are getting a little too bold...following us in the supermarket? really? SHE'S 4. And I realize you are probably only 6, and she IS tall for her age, but don't make me get all Hand That Rocks the Cradle on your ass.
persia
good, joe doesnt need to get anything with his beatin on lil kids to get rich and promoting his record label self.
jaeda-
persia
ok, so i have 2 episodes left in season on of true blood- OH SHHIIIIZZZNIITT!! i have been missing out! hillbilly vamps? oh i love it! i should be done tonight and i'm going to get the new episodes to watch tomorrow.
i started in my new (old) position today. pray for me, i need to knock out massive OT so i can jump out of this plane next month. and yes, i asked for prayers for the OT, not the plane. thats just how i roll LOL
persia
its been an hour and i'm already ready to cuss.
Mr. Brown
a bag of chips cost more nowadays...Mike felt that was dippin into the funds too much.
See Jaeda...I'm already not looking forward to picking her up from school.
Wife: That's __________ Aaliyah's lil boyfriend...
me: Word? You probably know that Birthday Sex song...lil nigglet...
*ice grills 5 year old*
*cracks knuckles*
Keesha AKA KSH
I would have been surprised if he had left him anything. I am sure Joe squeezed every dime out of Michael since the day he was born. Joe ain't hurting being he has a new record label he can't seem to stop talking about.
Michael had lonely world but his Daddy seems like he is living in an alternate universe. The one called "This Shit Should Be About Me Anyway"
cec
Jaeda- I am having that problem RIGHT NOW with my 10 yr old. There are boys bold enough to come to me ask me why she aint at the cookout and one lil nappy head nigga is extra nice to me, im like nah u aint gettn in good with me nigga cause ill kill u bout my daughter, dont fuck with me. I dont like most kids anyway. I have already told BF that I WILL be gettn a gun just to shoot these knuckle headed niggas who are after my daughter. She is 10 and there is a 14 yr old boy who i found out like my daughter. Wait til i see him again...BF already done threatened the lil boy but....he aint dealt with me yet
da fuck u 14 lookn at a 10 yr old girl for???
cec
I think he sholda got some money for the equipment that got stole back in the 70s when they was performing and got robbed. Give him some sub money or something....
dayum can he at least get some money for some nowandlaters 
Keesha AKA KSH
jaeda & naj:
Oh you ain't seen nuthing yet! My daughter is in love every 6 months and she is 12 and these lil boyz are going to make me go Joe Jackson on them.
Just found out that my little cousin that comes and stays the summer every year with my daughter - they are a year apart. I have an aunt that is 1 year and a couple months older than me - Grandma was pregnant then my moms got preggers a year and a couple months later - I know that's crazy - Grandma was 40, moms was 18 at the time - but yeah what was I saying...I got sidetracked by the ghettoness that is my family - gotta love'em though!
My lil cuz, Aaliyah, b-day is on June 25th! She was so upset about that. Now her and baby have something in common
Keesha AKA KSH
cec:
Joe got that house and probably everything else he owned from Michael. Joe ain't hurting. The broke siblings ain't either. Mike and Janet took care of the family - NO DOUBT! I am going to get my Time, Newsweek, People magazines today!
Mr. Brown
Yeah, Jermaine is chillin at the Jackson estate in CA...
How they gonna have something for him at Neverland?
Ain't Neverland Gov't Property now?
Keesha AKA KSH
naj:
No somebody bought it and are working with the family attorney so that the Jackson's can own a majority of the estate. You know Never Land is gonna be 100x's bigger than Graceland! Dude gets to turn it into a musuem and I am def going to visit. I been to Graceland 2x's - so Mike can get ready!
cec:
girl the boldness! These kids are a trip. Every lil nuckle head that my daughter likes is biracial - I wonder if she is color struck?
jaedalaurez
oh, her long term school boyfriend is Brandon, but another lil boy in her class, Omari
is trying to be boyfriend number 2 and I ain't having it... timbs, a chain and a big ol fake watch in pre-school? nope.
jaedalaurez
keesh, you ever asked her WHY she likes those dudes? could be she just happens to think they're cute because she likes big lips, or because they're tall or something.
I've been accused of being color struck based on my last 2 long term relationships, even though the "fun dudes" in between have been every color of the rainbow.
willyjsimmons
Joe Jackson ain't shyt. Lemme stop before I say something crazy though. LOL
I'm glad I don't have a daughter.
LMAO!
cec
cec:
girl the boldness! These kids are a trip. Every lil nuckle head that my daughter likes is biracial - I wonder if she is color struck?
Destiny likes, from what i see so far, is the plain dude that like sports but handles his business in school. This one boy she likes now, if she were 20 i would be cool with. But the other boys that like her are these dirty lil niggas who sag they pants and obviously dont know i dont beat kids..i kill em. She got this one boy that bothers her all the time and she hates him so she almost fought him over the weekend cause he kept bothering her.
Mr. Brown
oh, her long term school boyfriend is Brandon, but another lil boy in her class, Omari is trying to be boyfriend number 2 and I ain't having it... timbs, a chain and a big ol fake watch in pre-school? nope.
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One lil dude is cool-judging on what we saw at the recital, he appeared to be the only black man next to me and the principal that wore business attire to an afterwork time event...
I don't know names and don't care to yet...but eventually I will need said names to run reports and credit checks.
Keesha AKA KSH
jaeda:
I thought I would just wait til she is older to see if that is the case. I have dated every color of the world rainbow - but she is just 12 so i will withhold my judgement...lol
Her and lil so called boyfriends since 4th grade have had either a white momma or a white daddy - or a hispanic momma or daddy. I just need to chill for a lil bit.
cec
I will not be a grandmama b4 45
Keesha AKA KSH
willy:
You would be correct on both accounts! Joe is crazy! and thank the God or the universe that you don't have a daughter!
cec:
My daughter likes the smart jocks - the ones that don't care if they are in the honor society and the QB of the football team. She goes to church everyday over the summer for activities - she is in the 13 to 16 group. She tried to leave out of my house with eyeshadow on so thick I could scrap it with a butta (no Ving) knife - I said "girl this is not halloween and you are not Elvira!" - Don't even play me like that! She wants to be older but she still loves her American Girl doll! She was using some doll makeup over her eyes! LOL!!!!
cjp
the lady of the house is like that over the boys...i just laugh at it good thing no lil girls are in the house cause i would be nuts
cleaning the guns in front of gentlemen
callers
willyjsimmons
So I'm logged into a client's machine trying to help him for all of 3 MINUTES, and he complains that "this isn't working out for him" and he has work to do...
3 MINUTES.
Hey fckface...why don't you read and follow the self-help instructions on the screen as they pop up, and leave me the fck out of it. kthxbai.
cec
Yea my daugher is 10. and she cant wait to be a teenager badly. So right now im teaching her about having evything in the correct season and time. But she is just like i was- i liked hanging around older folk and i still do. But the boys thing is more them just swarming in on her and its ridiculous. i know she got her lil crushes and thats natural but i want her to have a healthy fear of the fact that i will kill her dead should she do anything she aint posed too. If i find out she fucking at 11- im bustn a cap in her ass
Keesha AKA KSH
cjp:
I think it's healthy for them when they are young to have "love" interest - but when they hit 10 - it's a whole other ball game! I know if my daughter is anything like me and her Daddy...I am going to kill somebody's child.
But my main objective is to just stay in the loop with the kids and the parents. Hence, why from time to time I have to do the stanky leg or the Halllllllleeeeee Berry...LMAOOOOO!!!
willyjsimmons
'Hence, why from time to time I have to do the stanky leg or the Halllllllleeeeee Berry'
Mama will you please sit yo ass down.
jaedalaurez
and this girl on Tyra, selling her virginity to the highest bidder to pay for school...
Mr. Brown
CJP...
I'm already looking forward to the Wife and I getting "Sledge Hammer" guns and going to the shooting range...then showing the work in framed pictures...
Keesha AKA KSH
cec:
bust the cap baby - 3 times for good measure!
I showed my 12 year old pictures of all the diseases I could find online - and I mean I showed her what the penis and vagina look like with genital warts and such! I am dead serious - she needs to be afraid - very afraid!
cec
But my main objective is to just stay in the loop with the kids and the parents. Hence, why from time to time I have to do the stanky leg or the Halllllllleeeeee Berry...LMAOOOOO!!!
yea that is the one thing my mom DIDNT do, i couldnt tell her about nothing. So i dont mind my daughter telln me stuff, i mean she already thinks exactly like me so i know if i dont keep up with her she gon be a mess like i was. these kids are experencing things at 10 that i didnt experience til i was like 15 or 16. So i try to stay on her like look..U dont wanna be a ho or a popoff and i tell her what that is and what kinda woman a man WONT take home to his mama. But i fucking refuse for her to come at me at 12 talking about she pregnant- oh yea u ae (reaches for a gun and releases the clip) u wont be in a minute..sit still
cec
cec:
bust the cap baby - 3 times for good measure! mmhmm
KSH thats a good idea, doing that this weekend. I saw that on George Lopez a few nites ago LMAOOOO if a boy wanna kiss u...the ur mouth is going to look like this....(destiny then screams ewwww) LMAOOO
Keesha AKA KSH
willyj:
She just gets this disturbed look like Ceily and says "no no no mama no mama, please mama please don't" LOL!!!! Almost like Penny getting burned with the iron!
willyjsimmons
'Almost like Penny getting burned with the iron!'
*dead*
Keesha AKA KSH
cec:
I love George Lopez! My daughter does too! That is EXACTLY where I got the idea!
She was like "Ma, what is that?" - I said "You, if you try to grow up too fast"
Honey B
She was like "Ma, what is that?" - I said "You, if you try to grow up too fast"
thats a good idea though...
Keesha AKA KSH
willyj:
Got the Jacksons on my mind - just resecting the moment!
Keesha AKA KSH
But i fucking refuse for her to come at me at 12 talking about she pregnant- oh yea u ae (reaches for a gun and releases the clip) u wont be in a minute..sit still
LMAOOOOOOO! Done!
jaedalaurez
you all are making me scared
I don't want to have to kill anybody...but I will.
Right now we're working on self-esteem, smarts, and manners. She's already aware that she's cute, but not in "that" way. (like the man who told me she had "sexy" eyes- seriously.
)
Keesha AKA KSH
Honey B:
I am serious for real. I do try to tell her about the good things about sex and all that. But I am not delusional. I told her that being married is not the biggest objective - just respect yourself and your body. She knows there is a good side of sex for GROWN-UPS - until then - she is in Mama Security lock up and even the Skank Robbers can't break her out!
Keesha AKA KSH
(like the man who told me she had "sexy" eyes- seriously. )
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Cap busting time!
persia
even the Skank Robbers can't break her out!
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i need them to be for real about that. seriously, for real.
Mr. Brown
i need them to be for real about that. seriously, for real.
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I would go AND see it at a nigger theater, for extra toppings.
cec
She was like "Ma, what is that?" - I said "You, if you try to grow up too fast"
yea i love george lopez i wish the show never went off. And this line is priceless...who lips is them...des these are ur lips...if u keep messin with boys tryna grow up...
"sexy" eyes- seriously
I hate comments like these. u telln me my daughter gon be fine as hell when she gets older, is cause for cap bustn. U dont say that about kids.
willyjsimmons
There's no way Jamie Foxx's agent would allow him to do it though.
jaedalaurez
i swear Keesha, I had a serious "hunh?" moment with that one...
"sexy" eyes on a 3 year old...
Keesha AKA KSH
persia:
What I tell you about True Blood? I am officially starting the Sopranos today! Got my first disc in the mail. The Unit was very good but the 4th season is not ready so I am moving on until. And I need them to be for real too!
I wanna go back to my roots and watch that - if somebody don't shoot after the movie is over - I will be mad! Man I wish that was real!
Mr. Brown
"I don't want to have to kill anybody...but I will."
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We just watched my wife's lil sister turn into a whore over the course of our relationship...one minute she's rocking a Winnie The Pooh shirt in pics, now she's taking myspace pics in a bra.
I can't stop the shit that goes on outside the crib, but best believe she gon know Brown Manor is all that's right with the world.
Mr. Brown
There's no way Jamie Foxx's agent would allow him to do it though.
I know...but the fact he did the skit leaves us hope.
Honestly, I'm surprised he's able to do some of the music he does, but at least he's still taken seriously in Hollywood by his peers.
cec
one minute she's rocking a Winnie The Pooh shirt in pics, now she's taking myspace pics in a bra
What!!!??
I can't stop the shit that goes on outside the crib, but best believe she gon know Brown Manor is all that's right with the world.
I heard that, thats the motto at Hickman Heights. We dont function like dems(pointing at the window) out there.
Keesha AKA KSH
willy:
Agreed! I need there to be a Jamie, Martin, Eddie trio movie!
Martin and Eddie is life - still one of my favs! I still ask my husband
"Ray, why you gotta say such nasty shit"
and he repeats
"Cause Ima nasty muthafucka"
"ima just bust up in the muthafucka and break out with 'the upper roooommmmm'
I need that right now! I am going to watch Harlem Nights tonight just because!
Mr. Brown
I am officially starting the Sopranos today!
Keesh...the first 10 minutes of the first season sets the tone for the series. I think nothing on TV f'd with Season 1 and 2...
Keesha AKA KSH
cec & naj:
Same thing goes for Pittman Palace - I don't PLAY shit but the radio!
cec
Keesha AKA KSH
naj:
See from winnie to vicki - I can't take it! But I see moms in the mall with 10 to 13 year olds in Victoria Secrets - HELL NO!!!
My daughter is way big chested now and i have to spend a lot but I told her the sports bra is her best friend right now - plain black and white! - but when she was training - she got the same lil plain white bra that I got from JC Penney - why are you buying girls that where a 32AA - a bra with lace and all that shiggity!
Honey B
Thank God the Bishop Beach House is kid-free!
Mr. Brown
Nah, seriously Cec...
Me and Te' have known each other since she was 10.
Over the years, because Te is not around to keep an eye on her, combined with the folks she ran with combined with her father not doing enough to instill the fear of god in her, by 17 she was having niggas sneak over and sleep in her bedroom.
Some of that had to do with the Lil Sister thing, where the parents go hard on the older sibling and take a diff approach with the younger and you almost can't with what is going on out here.
it was a bad sign that EVERY holiday over the last 4 years there is a different negro coming to dinner.
Honey B
yeah Keesh, my mom never bought me any fancy bras....white or beige were my options from JC Penny's...she was like why does it matter when no one's gonna see it but you? moms ruin all the fun
LOL
willyjsimmons
At the Bradley Bordello, you get 4 spare ribs with every prostitute.
LOL
Mr. Brown
As much as Te' and I would love a son...we will get another daughter...and I will fckin go insane.
"Uh oh...you're daddy's in the clock tower again!"
Honey B
At the Bradley Bordello, you get 4 spare ribs with every prostitute.
Mr. Brown
At the Bradley Bordello, you get 4 spare ribs with every prostitute.
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Good deal...Hoes gotta eat too.
willyjsimmons
Hey, this is a recession.
You gotta make that hustle hustle.
LOL
cec
my mom told me vickie secrets is a store i could visit when i got married. and cause she did my laundry- sheda knew i was in there b4 hand. Like "wtf does this bra say, victoria secrets...(pop)"
cec
At the Bradley Bordello, you get 4 spare ribs with every prostitute.
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Good deal...Hoes gotta eat too.
UHUH
willyjsimmons
A BBQ/strip club/smoke club would be too damn awesome.
LOL
Where the dancer's names sound like sauces and bud strains...
cec
Where the dancer's names sound like sauces and bud strains...
ok now see....when i say something like this im wrong.
willyjsimmons
'when i say something like this im wrong.'
No see...
LOINS woulda said something about suckin the sauce off T.O.
LOL
I didn't go there.
cec
Willy- true true you got there and please dont say that again cause i just got excited
willyjsimmons
'please dont say that again cause i just got excited'
Keesha AKA KSH
At the Bradley Bordello, you get 4 spare ribs with every prostitute.
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I can't even speak!
Mr. Brown
A BBQ/strip club/smoke club would be too damn awesome.
Toooooo many health code violations...
Like the Barbershop Movie where the negro was gonna have a strip club/ barber shop...novel idea...but KiKi can't do splits and Raheem still ain't been dusted off from his shape-up.
Mr. Brown
'I can't even speak!'
You not supposed to, you just supposed to pick a side order.
cec
You not supposed to, you just supposed to pick a side order.
Keesha AKA KSH
Where the dancer's names sound like sauces and bud strains...
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LOL!!!!
Announcer:
"on pole 1 we have the saucy Honey BBQ" -
"now give it up for the delicate tastings on pole 2 known as Chipotle"
yeah I could totally see that...lol
Um NO!
Keesha AKA KSH
but KiKi can't do splits and Raheem still ain't been dusted off from his shape-up.
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My side is killing me! LOL!!!! STOPPPPP IT!!!!
willyjsimmons
I'd make it rain cornmuffins out that bytch.
LOL
cec
Keesha AKA KSH
I'd make it rain cornmuffins out that bytch.
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And collard greens!
willyjsimmons
'And collard greens!'
That's a little messy...
LOL
Mr. Brown
I'd make it rain cornmuffins out that bytch.
But there is no way it'll work...Hoes love BBQ...ever see a hoe with a plate of veggies at a BBQ? Nope...so just imagine all that goodness cooking and these hoes got the itis.
Willy, you gotta walk by with the fat counter smelling they breath...
"Hydroponica...don't be trying to cover up that chicken with pussy...we not fooled...cameras in the bathroom...you're fired"
Honey B
willyjsimmons
"Hydroponica...don't be trying to cover up that chicken with pussy...we not fooled...cameras in the bathroom...you're fired"
*deader than dead*
persia
keesh- sopranos was great! yes, i'm LOVING true blood. i think i burst a vessel in my brain when jason od-ed on v and had an eggplant penis! lol
Honey B
Willy's gonna name his daughter Hydroponica...or at least her middle name
LMAO!
Thanks Naj
jaedalaurez
In Larkin-Liu Land
we still expect kids to act like kids...so keep the little smartasses in line. And you get free pork fried rice with every order. 
persia
Lewis Lane is for specialty shops at the moment... we have one specializing in education of young children in the wonders of the likes of willy wonka, labryrinth, inspector gadget and thunder cats- and a secondary school for the poetic justice, juice and boyz in da hood type.... another store for sex toys and the last in birth control. there are plans underway for a stalker rehab center- but those crazy mf keep boobytrappin the building site. my street WAY more exciting, even without the guns! lol
Mr. Brown
Persia is guns!
*straight face*
persia
wait a damn it minute... you a JL too?!? shiiiiit i knew that, but i never noticed it... *cue the twilight zone music*
Mr. Brown
Hydroponica...or at least her middle name
The most popular girl in school!
willyjsimmons
'And you get free pork fried rice with every order.'
Too cheap to offer crab rangoon I see...
LOL
Mr. Brown
And you get free pork fried rice with every order.
Don't skimp on the goddamn soy sauce either.
persia
free pork fried rice with every order.
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can you make mine veggie? or just plain white and throw in a crab eggroll? its all negotiations... lol
jaedalaurez
um, the Triple L stays crab-free...*side eye*
willyjsimmons
'the Triple L stays crab-free'
LOL
Well, it's not real crab meat anywayz.
LOL
Honey B
you guys are making me hungry with all this crab talk! now i'm gonna have to track down some crab rangoon for lunch and it's only 945....damn you!
Mr. Brown
um, the Triple L stays crab-free...*side eye*
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The Triple L-NICE!
...does that mean we get the calendars with Chinese Astrology, Great Moments in Black History, AND a glowing picture of Jesus on it?
persia
Well, it's not real crab meat anywayz.
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now see... i had a meat joke... but its only the first of the month.. i will be good until we get a little further into july lol
Honey B
(206): I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I really hate men sometimes LOL
persia
this customers name is honee dancy. no lie. no nickname.
willyjsimmons
'honee dancy'
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
LOL
BBQ/Strip Club/Smoke Club game official.
Keesha AKA KSH
have yall heard the lil uproar about the Burger King ad?
My moms was telling me, I looked at it and didn't get it at first. Some people's minds...
http://themoderatevoice.com/36686/burger-kings-new-ad-a-new-low-in-vulgar-ads-aimed-at-young-customers/
willyjsimmons
LOL
Looks nasty anywayz.
LOL
Keesha AKA KSH
I thought people were upset because of the fat content...lol
Honey B
who doesn't like a juicy seven incher now and again?
it does look nasty and I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at the picture...
persia
My moms was telling me, I looked at it and didn't get it at first. Some people's minds...
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guiess i'm one of those people.. i immediatly said, why she blowing a burger? but, i have issues.. so i guess that is to be expected lol
jaedalaurez
see, i can't...it looks like there's hella mayo on it. Gross.
And i hate A-1 Steak Sauce.
Keesha AKA KSH
persia:
See...
jaeda:
LOL!!! Mayo
Honey B
Mayo and A-1....mmmm love them both! I was just gonna say if I worked at Willy's my stage name would be A-1
jaedalaurez
what am I, "Hickory Smoke?"
I'm not a huge fan of juicy sandwiches...just enough to moisten the bread and i'm good...once the bread goes soggy, I refuse and rebuke it.
Honey B
once the bread goes soggy, I refuse and rebuke it
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that's what she said!
i'm sorry...I can't stop myself LOL
Mr. Brown
"just enough to moisten the bread and i'm good"
willyjsimmons
So we got
A-1
Hickory (Smoke)
LOL
What else?
Honey B
or should I be Honey Garlic?
Honey B
no no, just call me Teriyaki!
willyjsimmons
'no no, just call me Teriyaki!'
Honey B
I can use a pineapple as my prop LOL or wear a pineapple ring bikini
willyjsimmons
'or wear a pineapple ring bikini'
*dead* @ nips sticking through the holes.
persia
i would just like to take this opportunity to say that my job plays too much.
Honey B
Willy you know you like some pineapple nips! lmao!
P - what did your job do now AND did you capture it on camera? lol
persia
unless you want a screen shot of my payroll, then no lol not on camera