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July 2, 2009 at 8:23 am
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New Yorkers do it less but like it more, a new sex survey has found.
Seventy-one percent of Big Apple residents said they were satisfied with their love lives. Only Atlanta, with a 73 percent satisfaction rate, finished higher among America's big cities.
New Yorkers said they had sex 80 times a year -- below the national average of 84, according to the survey, released yesterday by the makers of Trojan condoms.
Among residents of 10 big cities, New Yorkers ranked fifth in frequency -- way behind Houston's average of 101 times a year.
Other findings included:
* On a scale of 1 to 10, Americans give their sex lives a rating of 6.5.
* 62 percent want more sex -- but 4 percent complained of too much.
* Men are much more likely to complain of not getting enough. Seventy-three percent want more frequent sex, compared with 53 percent of women.
* Only 21 percent were "extremely satisfied" with their love life. Thirty percent were "dissatisfied."
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persia
i know for certian i'm not getting nearly enough.. but thats ok... quality over quanity (for now)... the goal is high quantity of high quality
the goal is 312...
persia
Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, who lives in London, asks “that all my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately” and “my husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body [sic] or the mortuary immediately.”
Of course, there is no evidence this woman had any relationship whatsoever to Michael Jackson. She’s had an active court case since December of last year, claiming she was married to the singer.
Nona also claims all of Michael’s children are hers and that she didn’t authorize them to live with Katherine Jackson.
She now claims, “Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer.”
The doc says “For any questions, I can be contacted at [email address removed] or leave my children alone.”
ihadnochoice
Those babies could be lil waynes for all we know....
Honey B
I would like to be getting more!
dig
"the goal is high quantity of high quality "
"Those babies could be lil waynes for all we know...."
She now claims, “Though he died to this earth he lives with my father [Satan the Devil] Khalid Lucifer.”
WTF????
cjp
everybody wants it more...but in all i cantt complain...plus as always it could be worse
them mike kids...he paid top dollar
for them.
Mr. Brown
The question is...did he assure all rights were signed over-from both Debbie and the sperm donor...and does he have LEGAL custody?
MJ was a shrewd businessman early on, and he was very exact with his will (seen on smoking gun), but if he just took the kids in...and there's no paperwork...it could get ugly.
Between half of the Beatles catalog and others we know little about and HIS OWN...somebody will be set for life, and we haven't even gotten to the potential of the unreleased stuff.
ihadnochoice
plus as always it could be worse
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STOP !!!!!
I will not allow this....lol.
This is not a statement that should ever be linked to sex. The only way it should ever be worse is if you get your balls chopped off. In a world filled with so much stress.... 11 minutes of bliss should not be a lot to ask for...lol.
Mr. Brown
high quantity of high quality
that...
the meaning of life
and where Jimmy Hoffa is
are all things I'd like to acquire in life.
Ironically you'd think that big city folks would not be as satisfied with their sex life because many are working class and busy with other things...but I guess there is a lot of perspective there too. If it's less going on, you would notice.
Mr. Brown
In other news...
Cleveland is looking to holla at Ron Artest or...
wait for it Jas....Trevor Ariza?
ihadnochoice
I think the media is making a bigger mess out of this than it has to be. His will says his kids go to his mother and Diana is next up to bat. Debbie Rowe has claimed many times that she want no custody. Lets not forget that the kids are old enough to have a say to where they go. They know "grandma". If it was about money... she would have tried to get him while he was alive... she was his ex wife... she had his kids. She didn't even hit him hard with alimony. Custody of the kids while he was alive would have gotten her at least 30K a month. His mother is not in charge of his overall estate and I think that might be a bigger issue than anything but the executor have said that they are going to do everything with the best interests of the kids as Mike would have wanted it.
But I guess with Mike you just never know....
willyjsimmons
See how big headed Ariza done got, already.
LOL
Mr. Brown
The media is making more out of the fact that Diana and Katherine are in their 60s and 70s...they make it seem like Katherine's gonna be cooking all the meals and doing laundry.
It seems like they are trying to discredit his thought process everytime it appears as though he was on the money.
I still hate Martin Bashear...
dig
They talked about it this morning... seems the will was very descript and he did have legal custody of the kids, they did say that.
And damn, IHNC, only 11 minutes??? Get your pump life together, even Willy grants a solid 18 LOL
persia
wait for it Jas....Trevor Ariza?
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i dont want to talk about it
Mr. Brown
Willy...Trevor's in a tough spot.
He could stay in LA maybe for another year or two, but they have to resign Odom. Also, he could see the market in 2010 or 2011 and there's no money for him (at least from a contender)...
He knows he was a key to the 'chip season, and young defensive stoppers are a hot commodity right now. You put him on Cleveland...that's scary. Plus he can shoot from outside...
He gotta test the market.
Mr. Brown
'Get your pump life together'
You must go sit in the corner...
Mr. Brown
They talked about it this morning... seems the will was very descript and he did have legal custody of the kids, they did say that.
I was worried Mike was on his Peter Pan shit...
Damn he was taking anesthesia?
At the house?
ihadnochoice
I heard Ariza is absolutely gone. I feel him though... he got a chip so now its pay day.
dig
He wanna hit a bitch wit 11 minutes and IM the one gotta go sit in the corner? What part of the game is that? LMAO!
dig
Twin, they did a tour of the Neverland house this morning. I was late for work watching that shit LOL. Even empty as hell that shit is still like whoa.
ihadnochoice
And damn, IHNC, only 11 minutes??? Get your pump life together, even Willy grants a solid 18 LOL
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No...
All I ask for is 11 minutes.... people move and shake out here so time is valuable...lol.
But if a bitch ain't working than we gots all day... with a maury break of course...lol.
ihadnochoice
He wanna hit a bitch wit 11 minutes and IM the one gotta go sit in the corner? What part of the game is that? LMAO!
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And lets not act like everybodys 11 MINUTES is the same.
You had 11 minutes...
AND THEN YOU'VE HAD 11 MINUTES....
Yall cooches ain't bulletproof. It only takes 6 minutes on super spin cycle before a nigger feels a heartbeat... act stupid...lol.
willyjsimmons
I don't care if dude got a chip or not...
once dudes think they're "the key"...
just look at Damon Jones.
LOL
Test the waters and all that, fine by me.
dig
But if a bitch ain't working than we gots all day... with a maury break of course...lol.
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And lets not act like everybodys 11 MINUTES is the same.
You had 11 minutes...
AND THEN YOU'VE HAD 11 MINUTES....
Yall cooches ain't bulletproof. It only takes 6 minutes on super spin cycle before a nigger feels a heartbeat... act stupid...lol.
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Touche'
persia
Yall cooches ain't bulletproof
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and you aint packing hollow points nucca.. stop ackin like you arent working with just a water gun for the dolla sto'
dig
Yall cooches ain't bulletproof
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and you aint packing hollow points nucca.
ihadnochoice
Damon Jones got a chip... tested the waters and got PAID. I would do the same exact thing. Look at poor Leon Powe.
Won a chip with the celtics... blew his knee out in a contract year and now he has to wait until he is fully healed b4 a team will give him another contract. If he doesn't heel... its a wrap. Niggas got kids and families....NBA chips are secondary.
ihadnochoice
and you aint packing hollow points nucca.. stop ackin like you arent working with just a water gun for the dolla sto'
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Water gun maybe but if it was a water gun it would be of the super soaker mold... nevertheless you still gon be left in a wet puddle...
Mr. Brown
Water gun maybe but if it was a water gun it would be of the super soaker mold... nevertheless you still gon be left in a wet puddle...
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*Savion Glover tap*
CHALLLLLLENNNNNGE!
willyjsimmons
I'm not weeping for millionaires.
LOL
Sorry.
All I said is Ariza is feelin himself a little too much...which is true.
And were talking about him being unhappy with 5.6 million.
LOL
Mr. Brown
Some of y'all should take this 11 minutes of bezerker barrage as a badge of honor.
Takes out UPS grease board...and brown marker.
If the cooch was wack we would just be pumpin for hella long.
I can do 1 hour on the elyptical and get 6 miles or more.
Right now, I can't go to the gym and run six miles on the treadmill-I will die. The resistance is different...be proud your cooch resistence limits pump time. But just know the second nut will never arrive.
*draws UPS truck out of drawing of bed*
*tagline comes up*
What can Brown do for you?
dig
*Savion Glover tap*
CHALLLLLLENNNNNGE!
************
*waving checker flag*
Oh wait, thats a whip.
persia
*tagline comes up*
What can Brown do for you?
dig
What can Brown do for you?
******
You.
Corner.
Now.
persia
Water gun maybe but if it was a water gun it would be of the super soaker mold... nevertheless you still gon be left in a wet puddle...
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it takes water years to wear away at the rocks... i need and earthquake every once in a while to get the blood movin.. i'm just sayin....
Mr. Brown
'All I said is Ariza is feelin himself a little too much...which is true.'
He doesn't strike me as feeling himself too much...Now...Damon was feeling himself too much...but I think he had to think in terms of this being a business.
You know every year a key guy on a finals squad jumps ship. Look at my man that left Boston for a contract in New Orleans...
Mr. Brown
You.
Corner.
Now.
___________________
*drags feet*
ihadnochoice
I ain't cryin for the dude either but if another team is offering you considerably more money, you go for it. The market is what detrimines his worth. I would like for him to stay in LA also but this happens every year.. it happened with D Jones... it happened last year with Posey and Ariza is this years. But Ariza is only 24 and the idea of playing with Lebron for the next 4 or 5 is interesting outside of the money. I would call him stupid if he was gonna sign with the Clippers for more money (like dumb ass Baron Davis) but Cleveland isn't a bad place to earn more money....
Honey B
What can Brown do for you?
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I was wondering what the UPS reference had to with anything...but then it all came together at the end LOL
dig
ihadnochoice
it takes water years to wear away at the rocks... i need and earthquake every once in a while to get the blood movin.. i'm just sayin....
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I guess you ain't in the market for water guns......
But just in case you are wondering... earthquakes cause tsunamis...
AND STOP PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IN BED...lol.
willyjsimmons
That's the thing...
the other teams are also just offering him the mid-level exception. So it's not like they're offering him a tremendous amount of MORE money...
he's upset that the Lakers wouldn't bust the cap to pay him more. (Only team that can do so? Right?)
Mr. Brown
But Ariza is only 24 and the idea of playing with Lebron for the next 4 or 5 is interesting outside of the money.
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That's why I'm not mad.
A nucleus of James (big if), Ariza, West, Williams, and possibly Bosh (2010) could get you a couple of chips easy.
I don't think Mike Brown would be there...which would increase it to three or four in the next decade.
ihadnochoice
Some of y'all should take this 11 minutes of bezerker barrage as a badge of honor.
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nah mean...
I like to get all Chico Debarge and Maxwell on a broad sometimes on slo mo but what beats a B.O.B hump on the way out in the morning ???
Yall choosing water guns and bazookas and don't even have a firing range...lol.
persia
AND STOP PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IN BED...lol.
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ok ok, you made me literally choke on a grape.. so you win, you win! lol
Mr. Brown
He should only go to another chip-caliber team.
He benefited from being left alone because the Lakers are so deep.
He is a perfect Robin...but he can't be Batman.
ihadnochoice
the other teams are also just offering him the mid-level exception. So it's not like they're offering him a tremendous amount of MORE money...
he's upset that the Lakers wouldn't bust the cap to pay him more. (Only team that can do so? Right?)
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I see that angle but he can still potentially get more from somewhere else whereas the lakers have already gave him a cap because they want to resign Odom.
But if he signs with Cleveland for the mid level than I would call it a step backwards and you would be right. That just means his ego led him to go that route whereas the opher player mentioned went for the money.
And above all... he might just hate playing with Kobe...lol.
ihadnochoice
ok ok, you made me literally choke on a grape.. so you win, you win! lol
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Gag reflex.... (makes note)
ihadnochoice
"Too many suckers and Not enough time...."
just had to say that...
dig
AND STOP PLAYING ROCK PAPER SCISSORS IN BED...lol.
******
Da hell? LMAO!
Coney, I know you out there, dont let the pick and rolls confuse you. Its a smoke screen, LOL.
dig
Im still stuck on the 11 minutes.
*smh*
ihadnochoice
Yeah but N.O. was also a "contender" and look what happened after Posey signed ? So you never really know what over the rainbow. Now they are trying to see if they can unload posey contract because he was supposed to get them over the hump. But now there is no hump and he might end up in Oklahoma City or something...lol.
So Ariza ain't out the clear just because he goes to a contender.
Now Kobe can sign for 3 years and ... gulp.... 85 million !!!!
Mr. Brown
Im still stuck on the 11 minutes.
*smh*
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*goes for grease board again*
*gets side eye from Dig*
dig
*gets side eye from Dig*
****
Im sayin.
Mr. Brown
Now Kobe can sign for 3 years and ... gulp.... 85 million !!!!
Remember when Jordan signed in '98 for that Larry Bird clause for 20-30 mil for one season?
I remember thinking that was insane. Now niggas like Sheed Wallace counts like almost 20 mil against the cap...
ihadnochoice
Im still stuck on the 11 minutes.
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You should be stuck after 11 minutes ..lol.
Yall never had a cooch numbing 11 minutes ???
Maybe yall cooches have been thru military training and shit... all brolic and armored up....lol.
I choose to work with civilians....
Mr. Brown
Navy Seal cooch...
dig
Naj, get your boy LOL.
ihadnochoice
Im sayin.
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You need to stop sayin and start laying...
ba dap bap bap...
pisssshhhhhhh
Come on now Dig ??
I am not talkiing about an 11 minute average... I am talking about when you only got 9 minutes and 11 minutes is gonna make you late buit you do it anyways.
I am talking the morning baseball segment on SPORTSCENTER.....
A commercial break while you wait for the weather and travel forecast.....
11 minutes in the garage before your friends noticed that you are gone....
WTF is going on in the ROC ??
ihadnochoice
if youve had sex in a car... you've had 11 minutes...lol.
Honey B
alot of things can be accomplished in 11 mins....it takes me less than 5 when I'm alone
dig
IHNC - Ok, now that you explain, I feel you...
You cant just say shit like that and not qualify it LOL
And aint shit goin on in the Roc, why you think Im goin to the city?
ihadnochoice
Nah...
11 minutes is the shit...lol.
an 11 minute avg is not poppin unless they make you stop first...
in that case ....
willyjsimmons
I'm rooting for OKC.
LOL
Durant is still my dude.
Mr. Brown
Willy...quietly, OKC is building one of the better young teams in the NBA...they could be the Bulls in 2011. The owner can suck one, but the fans are rabid, the coach is good and KD is a damn fool with the rock.
Got my Flippy Floppies...
Going to look for sneaks...
I'm on a boat!
cjp
a good 11mins aint bad.
but i do like to put work in...but if alone
i could knock one out quick. but i raather cum
on command
Mr. Brown
Are Maxwell tix really $200- $300 a piece right now at the Borgata...I love my wife...but I can't sell my organs.
dig
willyjsimmons
'it takes me less than 5 when I'm alone'
With this bit of insider information...
I'ma need more cooperation.
I feel like I'm being hustled.
LOL
persia
With this bit of insider information...
I'ma need more cooperation.
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awww.. you gotta figure all of us have damn near 20 years of expirence with the coota (give or take for age and the earliness of the onset of 'discovery' phase)... you spend that much time and energy learning something you better be like dominos on that mf-er LOL
Honey B
'it takes me less than 5 when I'm alone'
With this bit of insider information...
I'ma need more cooperation.
I feel like I'm being hustled.
LOL
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cjp
hustled you are Willy...
and naj...whats a kidney for anyways
Coney
Well Dig let me just say first thanks for inviting me to this spot, its hilarious. 2nd I think im moving to Houston. Ive seen some of the women out there and i wouldnt mind increasing my frequency with some of them. Seems like i was having more sex BEFORE I got in a relationship, shouldnt it be the other way around LOL
persia
harpo who dis?!
willyjsimmons
'hustled you are Willy...'
I'm callin the BBB, FDA, FCC, FEC, SEC and Roger Goodell.
LOL
ihadnochoice
Got my Flippy Floppies...
Going to look for sneaks...
I'm on a boat!
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I should be on a motherhumping plane right now....
but instead I am at work counting down the minutes til i go home and wonder what could've been......
persia
I'm callin the BBB, FDA, FCC, FEC, SEC and Roger Goodell.
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i wanna talk to the mayor, the governor, to the muthafukkin president....
i wanna talk to the FBI and the CIA to the muthafukkin congressmen...
Honey B
'hustled you are Willy...'
I'm callin the BBB, FDA, FCC, FEC, SEC and Roger Goodell.
LOL
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sorry boo
I'll make it up to you when you get to Cali
ihadnochoice
Well Dig let me just say first thanks for inviting me to this spot, its hilarious. 2nd I think im moving to Houston. Ive seen some of the women out there and i wouldnt mind increasing my frequency with some of them. Seems like i was having more sex BEFORE I got in a relationship, shouldnt it be the other way around LOL
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You don't have to move to Houston....
Exports are just as good...lol.
cjp
yall some damn fools...lol
Honey B
Hi Coney
who's Coney? LOL
willyjsimmons
Maybe I should get Al Sharpton to hold a press conference.
At the Apollo.
Honey B
it's a C...O...N...spiracy
cjp
the women in H-town are pretty laid back
alot are really on the ball so meeting
a dude is really about the fun they can have
but its plantation hot there right non
persia
did someone say brutha Al?
willyjsimmons
'it's a C...O...N...spiracy'
The Man Council is forming a Blue Ribbon panel as we speak.
We're gonna get to the bottom of this, and 9/11.
LOL
ihadnochoice
Maybe I should get Al Sharpton to hold a press conference.
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I try Willy.. i feel like its muy duty to defend him because.....uhhhh.... i try to defend him because.... i don't even know why...lol.
He does some good stuff for us but if this was a game of darts... he'd be 3 for 20 for target practice in the 2000's...lol.
His steam is gon to the point where MJ and JB are new lines for publicity.
cjp
you know al will hook you up...i
can hear that call to the civil liberties union
right now
jaedalaurez
Afternoon!!!
I see we been infiltrated....
hi Coney- jump in, the water's fine!
I am now gainfully employed- let the church say amen!
And 11 minutes is okay, kind of like a snack when you're on the go...but lemme find out a dude is maxed out at 11 minutes....sheeeeeeit.
And I doubt Ariza is going anywhere- the Lakers just got 3 mill extra in cash for their draft picks this year...they are looking to make a deal. And Kobe decided not to opt out this year in order to re-sign for more cash in order to keep both guys if possible.
And Venus and Serena are sh*tting on LIVES at Wimbledon...the "number 1" player in the world just got to UP.
persia
for the second time.....
harpo who dis?
cjp
good...now al we need is another white
girl and its on
willyjsimmons
So Serena came back to win her match...
she was down when I left for work...
badly.
Keesha AKA KSH
I'm late...
I fit in the "do it almost every day, but hubby would want more no matter what"
And on scale from 1 to 10 - 9.2 is a good number.
Serena vs Venus in the Finals!
Dayum Nurse Jackie was good this week. I can't wait to see True Blood on Sunday! Hung was good too!
Oh I hope we are getting of early today dammit!
Keesha AKA KSH
Al just makes me shake my head sometimes! He is so like my Uncle that loves to break knowledge at the family gatherings but he goes on dates where he has thrown his cell phone in the garbage to keep his "lady friend" from hearing it ring! Dude - stop!
jaeda:
Good living, good living!
persia
oh yes--- true blood... i was ready to hurt someone when i thought lafayette was gone.. oh hellz nah- i'm not playing bout my la-la, i'm just not!
but taras little friend... hmmm... ive seen him before.. i dont know or really care where, but he has a guitar.
WTF IS UP WITH THE NEKKID B!TCH AND THE PIG?!?!
i have to watch the 2nd and 3rd episodes of this season and then i'm all caught up
jaedalaurez
oh, we're in the "we do it louder when our kids aren't in the Triple L, but we still manage to tear it up somehow" category
Honey B
good...now al we need is another white
girl and its on
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I thought someone said there was a one and a half white girl limit in here?
me and persia have hit your quota already
Honey B
NO True Blood spoilers!
I'm only 4 eps into the first season, I can only watch them as fast as netflix can send them...plus it's only 2 eps per each dvd...bastards!
I'm also reading the books at the same time so I can tell you the lady with the pig was a maenad....google it LOL
ihadnochoice
Venus just whipped the "number one player"....
51 minutes ???
That doesn't souind like a "number one" player to me...lol.
Keesha AKA KSH
persia:
Tara guy friend - got a six pack out this world - but he was Alfre Woodard son on Desperate Housewives for her lil stint - and then he was Melanie's man on The Game when she broke up with Derwin.
And if Lafayette had not made it, I would not have watched. He is my fav character. They say in the book series he dies but the TV fans were having none of that! This season is going to be very interesting!
Nekked bitch and the pig? LOL!!!! The lady that has something on Sam? I can't figure her out but she is some kind of mystical swamp thing too!
Keesha AKA KSH
Honey B:
Sorry! I will cease spoiler talk right now!
My bad - 2 episodes per disk - Netflix is tripping with that!
jaedalaurez
Well, we all know the print system is screwy.If you are the number one player because you've played 50 zillion tournaments...but I only play 7...but I whip your ass each time we play, you are not the number 1 player.
Keesha AKA KSH
Honey B:
Love Roman and Greek Mythology!
I can't wait to see what else crazy ass Mary Ann is up too.
persia
keesh- thats where i know him from.. he got a smile that make you wanna lick his teeth! and i'm not going to discuss his abs because i have to be at work for 5 more hours.
sorry, about the spoilers- but i'll look that up- thanks. arent you spoiling it anyway if you reading the books? you need to up the netflix to 6 at a time and get them all- thats your homework for the weekend- you started before- dont be a slacker, dl illegally! LOL
willyjsimmons
Naw...
the show deviates from the books in several places...
ie Tara isn't her BFF in the books.
Keesha AKA KSH
persia:
Giving homework on the holidays - ummmm no! LOL!!! I got 4 sopranos at home right now - school has had me whipped though. But I am going to be speaking Italian by Monday!
willy & Honey:
I heard about the books, but I would be so confused - I got too much TV going on and too little time
willyjsimmons
I haven't read the books either.
There's a site that breaks down the first season and points out all the differences.
Keesha AKA KSH
persia:
http://www.spock.com/Mehcad-Brooks
Honey B
arent you spoiling it anyway if you reading the books?
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you hush! lol yes, I would be spoiling it if I could read fast enough but I got distracted by the twilight books, I'm going back and forth lol
I'm only halfway through the second true blood book but yes lafayette is killed at the beginning of the second book and I was very sad cause he's my fave character in the show too, I'm glad to hear he makes it through lol
Keesha AKA KSH
http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/2008/11/mehcad-brooks/
Then.Hey.Sus.Wept.
Honey B
there are only 4 of us at work today so we decided to go in on a pizza for lunch...they get a MFin' cheese pizza!
I said we gotta at least have ONE topping and this chick goes well it would be too hard to find one that everyone likes, it's easier to just get a cheese one...I said there's only four of us, I'm sure we can find one that we all like....she goes well I only like cheese so....
I WANT SOME MEAT DAMMIT!!!
jaedalaurez
So now they are saying the garbage strike might last all the way to Caribana...
I'm in a condo, so we have private pickup, and it doesn't affect us like that, but the streets...
It's been 2 weeks and Queen West is awful. God only knows what it will look like in another month. http://www.emptybottle.org/images/trash.jpg
Windsor has been on strike for 2 and a half months. But that's Windsor...you can't tell the difference from when it's NOT on strike.
jaedalaurez
oh he's thoroughly enjoyable, keesh...between him and Ryan Reynolds, I have some laundry that needs doing...
persia
Giving homework on the holidays - ummmm no! LOL!!! I got 4 sopranos at home right now - school has had me whipped though. But I am going to be speaking Italian by Monday!
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its not your homework, its heathers lol. ohh... sopranos- yes, get on that.
i'm not supposed to be catching up with ya'll! if i run out of new ishh, i'ma be forced to either get cable or actually watch some of those bootleg @ss movies yall get on me about! smh...
persia
and jaeda.. i jsut finished lunch.. you show me that pic and now i'm under pressure to come up there? *humph*
Keesha AKA KSH
jaeda:
Amen to that!
I can't wait for Friday Night Lights to come back either - that sexy Tim Riggins is so uuuummmm uuummmmm.
Mr. Brown
Serena took almost 3 hours...
Venus just beat the brakes off #1 6-1, 6-0...
7 of the last 9 Wimbledon chips are owned by the sisters...
persia
*goes to google*
yes....... teeth licking. jaz. happy.
Keesha AKA KSH
jaeda:
Oh the garbage. I would die if had to look at that!
Mr. Brown
'I WANT SOME MEAT DAMMIT!!!'
Willy...you have a call on line 2...
Gangsta Lean-Clipse...
*singing*
...you from Jamaaaaaaiiiiiica...straight outta my Mercedes truck...
persia
and why lafyette reminds me in the face of a dude i dated when i first moved here... harold.. its kinds disturbing but actually hilarious when you see that face + the character content
persia
heather order than mess with some tomatoes and dip it in bleu cheese, you'll be iight!
persia
Chelsea Mackay, a 13.8 pound baby girl, was born last week in Australia.
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my uterus hurts just reading this..
jaedalaurez
P, as I mentioned...the Triple L has no such problems
Condos are a beautiful thang!
And that's why we wouldn't do Queen West- I roll East Side
*throwing it up*
Keesha AKA KSH
naj:
Venus ain't playing! She beat that girl so bad it was not funny! Chick got a 1 - dayum!
7 of 9 ain't a bad deal AT.ALL.
persia:
Lafayette is so extra I love it! He is gutta, thuggish, and a sissy all in one - it don't get no better than that!
jaedalaurez
She beat her ass so badly, there aren't even highlights on ESPN
Mr. Brown
She beat her ass so badly, there aren't even highlights on ESPN
Parental discretion is advised, LOL...
They keep counting them chicks out, but they keep bludgeoning broads to death (that sounded like Papoose, LOL)...
Mr. Brown
my uterus hurts just reading this..
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Like a center with no arms, her cooch will not rebound...
Honey B
Chelsea Mackay, a 13.8 pound baby girl, was born last week in Australia.
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my uterus hurts just reading this..
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oh no, you'd have to cut that sh!t out of me, I am not pushing a giant baby out...they need to stop drinking miracle grow!
persia
Like a center with no arms, her cooch will not rebound...
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Honey B
Like a center with no arms, her cooch will not rebound...
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speaking of no arms...I was at the ocean beach farmers market last night and this guy had no arms, he laid his guitar on the ground and was playing it with his toes...amazing!!
dig
Dang, shawty, let a nigga come back from her 2hr lunch, sheesh LOL.
Coney's my mans n'em (a la Black Pacino)
willyjsimmons
Dig's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
LOL
Honey B
dig
dig
And this bitch is over here fuckin wit my check again.
Please be prepared very soon to change Dig's work email in your address books.
ihadnochoice
I WANT SOME MEAT DAMMIT!!!
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A T shirt just waiting to be printed ...lol.
Mr. Brown
I'm out...be safe...
*spins into aquarium rocks*
(I'm getting closer)
persia
oh no, you'd have to cut that sh!t out of me, I am not pushing a giant baby out...they need to stop drinking miracle grow!
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i hope she got her tummy tuck/breast lift clause in before she dropped that child. a woman would be crazy to participat without it LOL
and dig, no= you cant take a 2 hr a fluckin lunch. F YO COUCH!
persia
and someone tell lil kimmy jong il to sit it the fluck down somewhere. he play too much
Honey B
Bye Naj!
wear your life jacket in case the wife tries to push you overboard....better safe than sorry, I mean better safe than shark food
persia
theres something about cha baby
that make me want to give it to you
Honey B
can we get a moonwalking smiley??
jaedalaurez
good gawd...i'm so ready to go home
The Vampire Princess is with Daddy till Saturday...